Angel Topper

A person, particularly a man, who is so far in the closet that he sits somewhere between a goodwill donation bag and your Grandma’s old Christmas decorations.

He claims to be straight, but he’s definitely and Angel Topper.

by A. S. Murray April 26, 2023

toppers

Derived from the popular Toppers Pizza franchise, it is used to describe anything mediocre like Topper's pizza itself.

This dental work I recieved is pretty toppers. My teeth are still upside down.

by killaKatX3000spaceExplora July 9, 2009

waffle topper

A name for the act of ejaculating on the outer labia of a female after intercourse. Also known as "icing the cake."

1. I remembered at the last minute that she wasn't on the pill, so I pulled out and gave her a waffle topper.

by Matt the Poet November 2, 2008

muffin topper

Any fat, plump, chubby, chunky, or portley female that has an overflowing midsection or belly that protrudes over their waistline therefore resembling the top of a muffin that spills and rises over the base and wrapper.

Sarah is a muffin topper because her gut is showing and spilling out over her belt. Sarah was caught muffin topping because the bottom of her shirt didn't properly cover her fat belly today.

by Ralph Caraveo September 23, 2005

toher

Short for "The Other"

We were making fun of Lars toher day

by Ehler December 22, 2008

Topherific

A word to describe that something or someone is as awesome as a person named Christopher or Topher

Jenny was topherific at dancing on a pole tonight.

by topher_08 March 22, 2010

copper topper

Someone with red hair. A head of Copper

He's got some Copper Topper on him

by Mullet February 13, 2004