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Tomahawk Crunkmissle

A sexual position involving newspaper, a diaphragm, and a large penis. First you get the women to wear a diaphragm to avoid pregnancy. Then you lay newspaper all over her vaginal area. Then the male starts masturbating rapidly, and ejaculates all over the newspaper covered area. Right when the man ejaculates, he should shove his erected penis through the newspaper, and into the women's vagina. Afterwards, you clean up, and can now remove the diaphragm.
While complicated, completing the Tomahawk Crunkmissle is very rewarding.
by MetallicaFan69 June 8, 2009
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Backdoor Tomahawk

A backdoor tomahawk involves giving anal with a really big penis.
Chris:Dude!What are you doing

Brandon:Oh uh I just gave your mom the backdoor tomahawk.
by CHOPSSTEWY April 30, 2009
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Tomahawk Kawk Drop

When a well endowed man drops his hard erect penis on the face or forehead of one of his buddies while several people are present to laugh at the act. The ultimate Tomahawk Kawk Drop is performed when the penis is rather dirty and seemingly has the smell of salt and vinegar.
Boomer: Dude you were so wasted at that party last night!!! Do you remember doing a TOMAHAWK KAWK DROP on Zach's forehead?!?!?! That shit was so funny!!!

Tom: Yeah...I was drinking non-alcoholic beer. I was aware of exactly what I was doing!
by JIMMY TOM March 20, 2009
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Tomathy

Drugs drugs and more goddam drugs!
Tomathy - I'm stoned
Me - well duh!
by wudnt u like to know! July 1, 2003
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tomas and alan guinan

The creators of eskimo bob. tomas is bob, and alan is alfonzo.
I sure wish I could meet tomas and Alan!
by Michael Waldren March 16, 2004
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Tomás

A gay ginger who has orange pubes and thinks he’s good at sports, but has an average dick size and is a very large male.
Don’t be a Tomás and just admit that ur sports team sucks ass.
Ex. Houston Texans
by Brown Mamba (a.k.a Jordi) March 11, 2019
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tomahawk chop

A karate chop arm motion modeled after Native American warriors.
Florida State Seminoles made the Tomahawk Chop famous, and then the Kansas City Chiefs stole it.
by Psedoudnym September 18, 2016
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