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Bridget Tofu Slomka

A very good friend wh is very epic. When hyper, her epicness increaes by 20%. She has epic hair!!! >:3
Don't die, it's bad for your health.
-Bridget Tofu Slomka
by Imabatscreech November 6, 2012
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Rotting Tofu Situation

Or R.T.S.
It's lazyness applied to problems.
When there is something that you could solve very easily, by a simple action, but you simply don't.
The problem usually becomes very complicated, and it may loose the state of things where it is solved by a simple action, ending in havoc.
Procrastinators are very good at creating such a situations.
1.
-Ey... Why don't you just throw that tofu away? It's been a week already, and this place seriously stinks
-You are right, I should.
-This is literally a R.T.S.

2.
-Say, dude, why don't you tell Laura it's over? she is falling for you, and you don't care about her. Plus you are already into Amanda.
-You are right, I should. But I don't wanna hurt Laura.
-You will, eventually... god this is so a Rotting Tofu Situation.
by Martobe March 2, 2010
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Tofu-Sniffer

Derogatory term for flaming gay men who are obsessed vegans and health food gurus.
Tofu-Sniffer: “That guy is a flaming“tofu sniffer
“He’s a tofu-sniffing faggot”
by Sasquatch 105 December 7, 2018
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tofu mami

the man you know as Toni Effe
It is commonly used in a derogotary terms
-WOW look at what Tofu mami posted on instagram
-Ew you follow him?
by tofimamifan November 22, 2019
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Tofu Penis

Someone with a soft penis or erectile dysfunction

Someone who is not brave or cowardly, similar to milk drinker
Ray,you tofu penis, can’t even ask Joaquina to suck your cock.
by CrazyRadio May 4, 2019
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bean sprouts and tofu

Two of the very few foods in the world that are actually good for you.
While it is indeed true that bean sprouts and tofu are really yucky-tasting and never seem to fill you up, they are literally one of the few edibles on Earth that you can actually eat without guilt (or weight-gain!). There's a simple rule of thumb when choosing what foods to stuff yer face with --- if it TASTES GOOD, it's not GOOD FOR YOU... plain and simple. But you already knew that. Pass the burgers and fries, please!
by QuacksO September 5, 2019
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brisket and tofu

Brisket and Tofu is the Asian equivalent to the Western phrase 'Two Peas in a Pod'.
Jordan and Essa? Yo they sweet on each other like Brisket and Tofu.
by Jiggaman$ May 2, 2018
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