Toad rage

An unorthodox burst of hatred and aggression towards amphibians.

Karl: "Fuck you Salamander! I fucking hate you, you fucking wanker! I'm going to kill everyone in your fucking family nobwipe!"

Brett: "Dude, Karl has some serious toad rage. He should get it sorted out."

Neville: "I hear dat bra."

by Biscuits92 January 31, 2009

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toad soaker

An enormous amount of rainfall; a deluge.

The high humidity, violent winds, and lightning were a sure sign of a toad soaker.

by P.J. Pumpernickle June 17, 2012

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toad molester

The sort of person who would molest an otherwise innocent amphibian. Like asshole, but less harsh (and more unexpected).

That toad molester just took my parking spot!

by William DXII May 18, 2016

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Toad Pog

The expression in which one Pogs for a Toad. Toad Pog originated in the 2000's as a slang word for streamer frogs and toads. When the term Toad Pog was made, it caused wide controversy among frogs and toads. It was said to be offensive, but what do they know they're fucking amphibians.

"Hey bro that's pretty Pog!"
"No bro that's Toad Pog!"

by Toad.inc December 19, 2020

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Toad Jar Moron

When you begin to truly smell how awful your McDonald's breath is while everyone around doesn't.. This is possible by donning a cylindrical glass space helmet with a circulator and walking down the middle school hallway whilst simultaneously talking to yourself out loud attempting to trigger innocent bystanders...

*Everyone is just minding themselves*

Toad Jar Moron passes by "hey bitches look at me cockworms I like gary trannis and big blue dildose in my spichole, I'm retarded!"

Nobody responds.

Toad Jar Moron continues further "BROD would any one of you put a rubbery slimey cyan phallus down my mouth, preferably neon big blu glow aura emitting cock you get one? I'M BEGGING YOU FUCKING DO IT I PLEAD.

After the silence has settled, Toad reverts to neutral and denies ever saying such things.

by Hailey the Blondey October 12, 2022

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toad in the hole

The phenomenom that occurs when a very small penis is inserted into a vagina and does not touch any part of it, thereby giving neither party stimulation.

I thought we were having sex but I guess I just have a toad in the hole.

by beeyebickiebuy April 19, 2006

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