Skyrim Shuffle

When you're in the middle of oral sex, where the girl is on her knees, and forcefully pick her up and lean her forward. Grab her ass and say "I've found my sweet rolls" Then back away five paces, and scream "LET ME SHOW YOU THE POWER OF TALOS" and then ram your dick forcefully into her ass.

God, I love it when Johnny does the Skyrim Shuffle.

by HanzHumpfry March 17, 2016

Skyrim Job

the act of receiving a rim job while spitting fire

dude, i was getting a skyrim job and i totally lit my room on fire

by master of the rim November 30, 2011

skyrim job

sky rimjob - the act of eating butthole thats suspended from something

"I gave jimmy the most amazing skyrim job. he was hanging from the handicapped bathroom stall"

by holdmybear November 18, 2011

skyrim-er

someone who enjoys giving someone a rim job while they are playing skyrim. or the other way around.

Josh is a total skyrim-er. He just skyrim-ed this guy last night, it was wild.

by JJ the Jizzer December 18, 2011

Skyrim Boner

The hard-on you get when having a Skyrim on a flight.

"Man I got such a Skyrim boner, while my guy was licking out my ass on out flight to New York. It led to the bext hand job ever!"

by Neo Phoenix September 21, 2012

Skyrim for the Nords

A statement solders or citizens may say in The Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim. Typically what a Stormcloak may say right before you completely obliterate them.

“Skyrim for the Nords!” The Stormcloak shouted, before he got obliterated by a Khajit Dragonborn

by Small sad human June 16, 2019

One Handed Skyrim

The act of playing skyrim with one hand, as to keep the other hand free for self pleasure.

Mr. Johnson played so much one handed skyrim that they had to put a cast on his hand and suspend his xbox live account.

by Chauncy P January 12, 2012