The reason you think it’s okay to go to bed at 3 am with work or school the next day, and why you haven’t left your room for a month.
Person 1: I’m going to go play Skyrim
Person 2: Oh, it was nice knowing you
Person 1: *dies from old age playing Skyrim*
Person 2: Oh, it was nice knowing you
Person 1: *dies from old age playing Skyrim*
by AxolAtlas November 19, 2021
Bethesda’s 5th Elder Scroll’s game. One of THE best games known to man, and is the reason you don’t have a girlfriend. One you start this game, assuming your PS3/Xbox 360/PC/PS4/Xbox One/Switch/PS5/Xbox Series X/S doesn’t burst into flames, you will NOT be seeing the sun for a while
Side effects include: loss of girlfriend, weight loss, paleness of skin, weight gain, death, pissing in a bottle, going shit shit in your pants, dehydration, having to keep a minifridge nearby for your drinks, ordering pizza every night because you’re too glued to your chair to get up and cook, loss of ability to distinguish fantasy from the real world, loss of boyfriend (if you’re a girl or gay), constantly taking an arrow in the knee
Side effects include: loss of girlfriend, weight loss, paleness of skin, weight gain, death, pissing in a bottle, going shit shit in your pants, dehydration, having to keep a minifridge nearby for your drinks, ordering pizza every night because you’re too glued to your chair to get up and cook, loss of ability to distinguish fantasy from the real world, loss of boyfriend (if you’re a girl or gay), constantly taking an arrow in the knee
by TheVeryStrangeOne45 June 24, 2022
A piss game that only gay 9 year olds play and every kid who plays it is a transgender and jacks off to anime
by skyrim is bad September 30, 2021
by Hrcrider April 11, 2021
When your parter stands on something so their ass is face level with you and you give them a rimjob.
“The ol lady and I are gonna play some Skyrim”
“You have a PlayStation?”
“No she’s going to stand on the coffee table and I’m gonna eat her ass”
“You have a PlayStation?”
“No she’s going to stand on the coffee table and I’m gonna eat her ass”
by DurtyDurn September 11, 2021
by Mclovin1218 September 9, 2019
by Danger Carlos July 30, 2020