When you're in the middle of oral sex, where the girl is on her knees, and forcefully pick her up and lean her forward. Grab her ass and say "I've found my sweet rolls" Then back away five paces, and scream "LET ME SHOW YOU THE POWER OF TALOS" and then ram your dick forcefully into her ass.
by HanzHumpfry December 08, 2015
When one receives a blow job or hand job, preferably a blow job, while playing Skyrim.
The ultimate turn-on for all those gamers out there spending their lives fighting off the evil with their potions as their girlfriend slays their junk in the funnest way possible.
The ultimate turn-on for all those gamers out there spending their lives fighting off the evil with their potions as their girlfriend slays their junk in the funnest way possible.
"Hey man, wanna come to the movies with us tonight?"
"Nah man, my girlfriend just finished making me a sandwich and is giving my a Skyrim Job right now."
"Holy shit dude no way!!!"
"I fucking love this game."
"Nah man, my girlfriend just finished making me a sandwich and is giving my a Skyrim Job right now."
"Holy shit dude no way!!!"
"I fucking love this game."
by BeastlovesHarlot January 03, 2012
A severely antisocial condition causing the sufferer to purposely bring about his own isolation from society so he is not in any way disturbed during playing Skyrm. In severe cases emotional bonds such as long-term relationships can be completely destroyed by this syndrome.
Francis: did you hear about Nathan?
Amy: no, what's up?
Francis: he hasn't talked or looked anyone in days.
Amy: what is it, is he depressed?
Francis: no, it's ... it's Skyrim syndrome
Amy: but that means, he will be lost to us for 300 hours or more!
Amy: no, what's up?
Francis: he hasn't talked or looked anyone in days.
Amy: what is it, is he depressed?
Francis: no, it's ... it's Skyrim syndrome
Amy: but that means, he will be lost to us for 300 hours or more!
by buck-savage November 30, 2011
When you say you're going to play skyrim, but in truth, you're actually just downloading more mods and modding the hell out of it. You then proceed to enter the game, see a bug, proceed to try and fix the files, enter the game, see another different bug and then proceed to this again and again for a few hours until you're happy with your set up.
by AnActualSuperRealNotFakeHuman April 26, 2020
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