busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond

A phrase your grandparent might use to describe being busy with a futile, impossible, or endless task.

Cats like to cover their feces, but if they've done their business on a frozen pond, no matter how long they try to dig up something to cover it with, their paws will always slide on the ice. The joke is the mental image of a cat making the digging motion on ice for a long time.

I don't know why I keep weeding that garden. I've been busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond, but I tell you what, there's gonna be just as many dandelions tomorrow.

by Coell June 13, 2006

Thando

Thando is an unique name. Thando means a beautiful girl who has a heavenly voice. Thando is originated from africa. It is very lucky to know a Thando since they are rarely ever found so once you meet one you should keep it close to you.

-Have you heard Thando sing?
-She sounds amazing
-she is my friend
-Keep her close she is lucky.

by craaazyy36 September 3, 2011

thanairy

Thanairy is the definition of love. When she loves you she will never give up, she will make mistakes, although she will always try to fix them.. you should never listen to Thanairy when she's mad, she could be a whole different person! Thanairy is worth your time, and if you have her love don't push her away, she's very emotional, when it comes to sentimental times.. but she will always be there for you. Thanairy could be a pain in the ass sometimes, but then again she's worth it. So if your a boy and your reading this, and you have her love don't give up. Something I didn't mention is that Thanairy she keeps her promises, might take long but she will always keep them.! Thanairy is a beautiful, talented, smart, brave, loyal, worthy, trustly courages young lady. Let me assure you, that if you ever in a dangerous position she will leave anything and go help. Thanairy, she could be trusted with anything.. Thanairy cares a lot, but ones she stops caring, she won't care for nothing again. She has a bit of the devil inside of her, so make sure not to get to her bad side.. if Thanairy still stood by your side no matter how much you hurt her, don't ever judge her loyalty.. she's been through a lot, and still manages to keep a smile on her face. She crys herself to sleep, she works hard for what she wants, and she'll have the best of the futures. She's a keeper, even though her mistakes might get her though a lot of bad stuff, she won't give up on you, like other people.!

Thanairy may not have the best body, but best believe she'll have one, and all of yous going to be madddd.

by Unknownn June 18, 2018

Wetter than an otters pocket

Your girl when she sees Levi Ackerman

You: You’re wetter than an otters pocket
Your girl: I just watched a Levi Ackerman edit, wanna roleplay?

by armins_seashell February 9, 2021

Thanasi

An amazing, handsome guy who is always the life of the party and always puts a smile on your face.
He can be the biggest flirt and player at times.
He loves to dance, sing and party.
he is very romantic and intelligent any girl who gets him is the luckiest girl on earth.

I just met up with Thanasi.

by Cooliosnesslol October 16, 2011

less than three

The literal form of <3, which in turn is supposed to represent a sideways heart (love). Often used when the medium won't support the bracket in <3, interpreting it as faulty HTML.

Blog Comment: I less than three you, dude!

by PRD June 13, 2003

Bigger Than Christmas

Generally something of an epic proportion larger than life status.

Kayla : Hey Jake wanna a blowjob!
Kiersten : Well since Kiersten's not around I guess!
Kayla : O wow your cock's Bigger Than Christmas!
Jake : Yeah I guess I'm blessed!
Kayla : MMMM! MMMM! MMMMM!
Jake : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten : Get your hands off my man's dick before I rip you an asshole Bigger Than Christmas!
Steve : Wow Jake your penis is Bigger Than Christmas! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Kiersten : JAKE PULL UP YOUR PANTS!

by SlopNChop August 21, 2017