thumping the bible

Yet another way to say masterbating.

The nun caught me thumping the bible and then she "paddled" me.

by NickD September 6, 2008

thumpy grumpkin

When you recieve a blumpkin from your grandma while your rabbit eats a carrot

I got the best thumpy grumpkin of my life from grandma Bernie

by Smittywerbenyagerbenjenson April 26, 2008

thump

to fist fight, to engage in agressive interaction

Damn!, that guy can realy thump. he took on 3 guys at ounce.

by Doug February 19, 2005

Ultima Thule

An ambient music program from Australia.

I like to download the Ultima Thule programs.

by mikie the yorkie July 5, 2008

Bible Thumper

When people use the bible as an excuse to push their religion on others of different religions or non-believers to make them feel bad or wrong about their actions.

You:Hello, my name is James.
Other: Hello, my name is Mary like the mother of Jesus.
You:Alrighty then so how is your day going?
Other:It's alright just got done praying at home before coming out here to enjoy God's fresh air. Uh may i ask do you pray?
You: No, I don't pray I don't believe in God.
Other:God is the most important person anywhere. He is the true word. He is the most important person he is more important than you and i. If you are not with God then you are a sinner.
You: Well, my bad but I'm sure that we can have different beliefs and still live pretty ok lives. Jeez stop being such a bible thumper

by Dezzy_Yvonne May 31, 2010

Keyboard thumper

One who types at 110 decabells, usually named Ian. The individual is either deaf or stupid as they don't seem to realise how much noise they make with they type

Have you heard that new guy Ian type? He's a real keyboard thumper.

by Mariopolous May 19, 2006

Bible thumper

someone who is always useing the bible to tell someone how bad they and how good the bible thumper is.
someone who tries to brow beat someone with yhe bible.

I had to get away from that bible thumper.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 18, 2009