throat job

When you simply fuck a girl in the throat.

Yo I got a sick throat job last night by Mary and busted all over her face.

by Vikings88 aka Clit Commander July 11, 2004

throat slappers

Extremely pendulous testicles, liable to produce slapping sounds on the throat of partner during oral sex.

Cf. Chin slappers

If you blow that guy it's best to wear a scarf to avoid bruises on your neck from his throat slappers.

by syrofox February 10, 2007

Throner

1) The boner-like excitement one feels while watching an episode of "Game of Thrones." 2) a boner acquired by watching the intense sexual scenes in "Game of Thrones."

Did you see episode two? I had a massive throner the entire time!

by Terry Sachs May 4, 2013

Throne of Thorns

When you successfully get ahead at the expense of something or someone else.

Guy 1-sure Jeff got the promotion, but that's only because he sabotaged everyone else

Guy 2- yeah I hope he enjoys his throne of thorns

Example 2: Guy 1- Jeff looks so successful, I wonder how he got to where he his now
Guy 2- rumor has it that he's sitting on a throne of thorns

by mrguitare20 May 10, 2015

strobe throating

the result of a bad phone connection where the audio cuts in and out in a rapid manner

(talking on the phone)
Joe: Hey, how's it going Jane?
Jane: We--ey--fa--sh--ta--
Joe: Whoa, Jane, I can't understand a word you're saying. You're strobe throating like crazy.

by RCade3 June 28, 2009

Whore Throat

A persistent, nagging sore throat caused by the act of deep throating a cock. A hell of an achievement and a sure sign your partner is a keeper.

Carol is an unbelievably talented chick. She keeps one bottle of chloroseptic throat spray in her purse and another by her bed at all times. She does not let a whore throat throw her off her game.

by haute.pepper June 23, 2011

Cat Throat

A state of illness brought on by sharing a living space with multiple cats, usually two or more. Flu-like symptoms typically develop suddenly overnight and include, but are not limited too; sore throat, headache, and muscle aches. The illness cannot pass through loosely woven cloth, so the simplest way to prevent transmission is to wear a scarf.

Coworker 1: Jen looks pretty rough this morning, do you think she has cat throat?

Coworker 2: It's possible, she has a cat named after every Chicago Blackhawks player.

by Honestx November 29, 2012