Swedish Unicorn

Someone that has had they penis cut off and sewn to to their forehead.

Im going to make you into a Swedish unicorn

by ToonzYT October 13, 2023

Swedish Candle

A road flare. Derived from the fact that they look like a candle and are often used to warn other drivers of a disabled vehicle, usually a Volvo because they are so problematic. Therefore, the term Swedish Candle was invented.

My Volvo V60 broke down on the motorway so I lit some Swedish candles for safety.

by Four Loko Frat Guy October 20, 2023

swedish humidifier

Similar to the swedish hummer
(n) 1. when a male's sexual partner performs fellatio on him and spits the resulting excretion into a humidifier filled with diluted dark chocolate and water, allowing the substances to mix together; the two partners then breath in the humid spunk/chocolate mixture;

After Dick and Jane finished their Swedish humidifier, they were able to enjoy the perfect aroma and humidity in order to rest from their tiresome day.

by boomumba4 December 7, 2010

Swedish Dog

The Swedish Dog is an oral sexual act, in which the participant with an uncircumsised Penis (or other form of genitalia) puts a snus in their foreskin and has the person giving them oral sex put the snus under their lip using only their mouth.

Q1: Man, i got mad swedish dog from this girl the other day.
Q2: I got some swedish dog from a guy last week.

by MadGiggel November 18, 2021

Swedish Tan

When a guy ejaculates on someones face, applying a white tan

Jenny wanted to top up her tan so Dave offered to give just Jenny's face a Swedish Tan

by FartingSanta November 25, 2017

Swedish Jim

A Swedish Jim is a sexual act where the participants use climbing equipment to spice things up

My wife and I had an amazing time experiencing the Swedish Jim

by B33tl3p1mpju1c3 September 13, 2020

Swedish Fishy

When ur going foggy and do a little wiggle move to shake off ur own nut and ur junk wiggles in her belly

So I was nutting in Brenda, and she told me to pull a Swedish Fishy, so I shook vigorously inside of her whilst getting off the soon to be hardened and dried nut.

by YankyDoodick August 29, 2018