pew top

When you get a blowjob while in a church.

Nick: Where were you durring church this morning?
Nick 2: Oh, I was getting pew top from Samantha in the back.

by ItsFreeRealEstate April 1, 2019

Pew

The impulsive response toward an achievement or definitive questions.

"So Clyde why did you eat the last slice of pizza?"

'pew'

"goddamn it."

by Junkfish. August 17, 2020

pixie pew

Pixie pew is a disturbing sexual act of when a woman shots on a pigs head while the pig likes her asshole

Sarah was in the pig pen trying to pixie pew Wilbur

by Olddirtybastardlordsmobile September 28, 2017

Pew pew

Onomatopoeiatic word said when seeing a attractive individual

*sees an attractive person*
Person 1: pew pew
Person 2: where?
Person 1: on your 6

by jenos2 February 12, 2024

pew

Talking a pee and a poo at the same time. Combination of the two words is "pew."

1.
Jill: Boys, move over, make some room for Al.
Al: Oh, it's no problem, i'll just take a pew behind you.
Tim: most of us use a toilet, Al.
2.
Be back in a few minutes, just need to take a pew.

by dSaur April 21, 2015

The Pew

The Pew is when when you're sick with a cold or have had pneumonia and you smell like it too. It usually occurs when the said smellee hasn't taken a shower due to illness.

Me:Were you sick recently?
You:Yea, I had a cold. Why?
Me: Because you smell like The Pew!

by Charlie Toe November 5, 2010

pew berry

The aftermath of long term gonorrhea.....

1. She's in grade 8 and she has a pew berry.
2. Ik ever since she got aids smashing Chris.

by The cochrane Kid😎 May 25, 2016