shit lapped

when a person enters a bathroom stall, takes a crap and leaves the stall faster than someone who has been in another occupied stall and is still crapping.

Joe: Have you seen Terran?

Gren: I think he isn't feeling well. I went into the men's room and shit lapped him.

by highyieldjoe November 04, 2013

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Running Laps

Running Laps is bending the rules for personal gain!

You running laps around my logic!

by Mix-Race Man On Road December 13, 2019

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Lap Kiss

an airwave/radio friendly way of saying blowjob without getting in trouble from the censor board

come over and give me a lap kiss

by alice973Listener October 27, 2011

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lap lobster

Another name for pubic lice or crabs.

That stupid bitch give me a nasty case of lap lobsters!!

by Foot Clayson August 20, 2005

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Lap Dancing

Very similar to twerking but, the male is usually seated on a chair or such while the female twerks or dances for him, rubbing her breasts and vagina against his crotch or face.

Just go to youtube and search for it. WARNING, not safe for work, not safe for children and not safe to be watched with parents either. Lap Dancing is shown in many youtube videos, just search for it.

by DeltaDeltaDelta November 27, 2013

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