Ramble like a dentist

When someone goes on and on about something so quickly and loudly that they prevent interruption

Joey: "Sometimes he just talks and talks and I can't even get the time to tell him to shut it"
Maria: "Yeah he does ramble like a dentist"

by LOLSPOOPYTIME October 21, 2018

financial dentist

Refers to someone who provides a low-income person with the most ideal and reasonable/healthy type of monetary assistance --- he simply "fills in the gaps" in the indigent person's financial life, such as purchasing economy-grade groceries, buying a few separate tools (extra points if the person requests/accepts used tools from a thrift store or yard sale) to replace broken/worn/missing ones in the person's toolbox, providing maintenance/repair materials to fix/upgrade things around the person's house, and so on.

Financially-solvent dude: I really appreciate how Tiffany only asks me to be a financial dentist for her, rather than expecting me to buy her everything under the sun. Plus not only does she never try to pressure me to go along on any of her boring mall-shopping trips, but she also always cuddles up with me while I'm browsing Amazon/E-Bay to locate the lowest price on the occasional replacement item or tape/disc that she wants, and accompanies me hand-in-hand to Goodwill or the local pawn-shops/thrift-stores whenever I go scrounging for bargains on the few simple household/recreational items that she does ask me for... her warm-hearted gratitude-filled companionship during these somewhat-tedious endeavors is an welcome bonus all on its own, of course, but her always being at my side also means that she's right there to actually observe and inspect each of the items that I'm thinking of choosing for her, and so she can more easily/reliably determine if the item I'm looking at is indeed the best choice to fulfill her needs.

by QuacksO August 15, 2017

Dentist

Code word for a booty call with Stephanie.

‘I was at the dentist.’ -Andrew

by yesh117 January 2, 2019

Dentisting

Ejaculating semen onto the pubes of someone, after which you put your teeth on it and 'brush your teeth' with her pubes and your semen.

"Yeah bro, she said she loved it when I was dentisting her!"

"I can't wait to be dentisting on her pubes!"

by Jo de Jong January 11, 2019

Minge Dentist

A specialist 'ginacologist who mainly treats disorders of the vagina dentata.

Saffy, sweetie, can I give you the number of my minge dentist?

by Scapegrace January 25, 2019

Belt Dentist

Blowjob Professional

"I haven't been laid in a year, I need to make an appointment with the belt dentist ."

by Tonata May 18, 2017

Dentist

A place where you are constantly frightened to go because you fear when you leave you will have no teeth left and your lips will be sucked into you mouth

James: dude I gotta go to the dentist
Mike : bye.

by Constantly fucked May 20, 2020