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dry spell dear

A person who is very interested in or supportive of you right up until the time they stop being single. Does not have to involve any implied sense of romantic interest, but often does. Analogous to fair weather friend.
That nice guy Mike who used to joke around with me has totally dropped off the radar since he started dating. Real dry spell dear.
by maximthemagnificent November 18, 2015
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Dear Strong Bad

The words that start most e-mails to strong bad. Others are Dear STRONG BAD! and Daer Strong Bad.
Dear Strong Bad,
How do you type with boxing gloves on?
Your freindd,
Jeremy, NC.
by The Swedish October 2, 2005
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my dear brother

A way for one black person to address a black man as if saying "my nigga," in a semi professional manner.
Would you like a bean pie my dear brother?
Hotep my dear brother.
My dear brother, I'm listening to the black guy who tips podcast for enlightenment.
by flat2fact September 30, 2016
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dear jack

a person who sells goods at a high price.
I don't want to shop with him. He is such a dear jack.
by uttam maharjan October 10, 2010
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Dear John Letter

A letter sent to an ex, or if your crazy, someone your stalking, you jizz onto a letter and send it.
That chick was crazy, so i thought i would get even with her, so i sent her a Dear John letter, and she flipped her lid.
by nutman common February 25, 2010
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dear girls above me

A website where a very poor guy posts hilarious, witty letters to the two stupid girls, whose comments he must listen to everyday, that live above him.
Dear girls above me,
"I'm telling you, I have Toxic Shock Syndrome!" What the hell is Toxic Shock Syndrome? Hold on, let me google-EWWWWWWW!

Dear girls above me,
"He's taking me out to some restraunt in Koreatown. Oh great, I hate sushi!" Maybe they can whip you up some korean food.

Dear girls above me,
"Screw you, Claire. The only reason you have more facebook friends than me, is because you accept everyone." Subtext: You're a whore.

Dear girls above me,
"Everyone's been honking and staring at me funny. Maybe I'm a part of a conspiracy?!" Ya, no way it's cause you're a crappy driver.

Dear girls above me,
"What age is socially acceptable for plastic surgery?" Didn't you get a nose-"And you know my nose job doesn't count." Well, okay.

Dear girls above me,
"Little bunny foo foo, hopping through the forest. Jerking off the field mice and giving lots of head!" We had very different childhoods.
by Shortlegz July 29, 2011
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oh dear betsy

1)phrase used when suprised at how pathetic something is
2)translation - oh my god, thats pathetic...
2gay - "i placed an exam sign outside business studies hehehehe"
me - oh dear betsy...
by botaf November 12, 2003
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