boredom woody

Spontaneous erection resulting from tedious inactivity (ie. long car trips, chick flick type movies, etc.)

I had to have a lady friend relieve my boredom woody midway through our trip to the beach.

by SmithT July 14, 2007

Air Woody

The imaginary erection a woman gets when she's excited about something.

She had an air woody when her boyfriend told her that he was going to buy her the red dress she liked.

by Goosey Goose January 9, 2011

Woodys Luck

Woodys Luck is a popular adage that states that "things will go wrong in any given situation, if you give them a chance," or more commonly, "whatever can go wrong, will go wrong."

Oh man my flights have been cancelled, that's just Woodys luck !

by Shamone May 8, 2019

Box Woody

The pleasure you get when you see an Amazon box outside your door.

When we pulled into the driveway, Sue had a Box Woody when she saw an Amazon delivery on the porch.

by BentistCT June 18, 2022

Woody breast

Calluses on the inner breasts due to excessive titty fucking.

Mariah: I was going to wear a low cut shirt, but my man titty fucked me everyday this week and I got that woody breast.

by Just a sassy someone April 15, 2023

wet woody

Similar to a wet willy, except you use a penis instead. You lick a penis, then shove it in someone's ear when they are not paying attention.

I used my boyfriends penis to give my other friend a wet woody.

by Magicswagbear July 31, 2015

woody and willcox

A slow and painfully death by stupidity.

The woody and Willcox show 6am-10am.

by Malaos3 March 21, 2017