Chocolate Walrus

When having sex doggy-style, the rearing partner inserts his/her index and middle fingers in the b-hole, then puts them in the downed partner's upper gums looking like a Walrus's tusks....covered in chocolate.

Starla was mad at George because he performed a chocolate walrus on her, causing her to get the poo in her mouth.

by Dr. Mantis Tobaggan November 13, 2019

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Flying walrus

Creatures that cannot be seen until you believe they are real. Only then can you witness their majesty. Also the suspected cause of Amelia Earhart's disappearance.

Never describe the appearance of a flying walrus to anyone.

Believer: Although rarely seen in great number; the flying walrus can be spotted at any time soaring amongst the clouds.

Non- believer: I've never seen a flying walrus.

Believer: You don't believe!!

by Flyingwallruss April 22, 2020

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Dinkerface Walrus

The act of insulting one by referring to them as a walrus with a penis on it's face.

Tom is such a dinkerface walrus

by corneilius cumsterr September 29, 2011

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Musky Walrus

When a man sticks his entire ballsack and penis into another man or woman's butthole was invented by two kids from Nashua,NH during a fight when one fell on top of the other.

Connor "Dude my balls are so sore and covered in poop!"
Adam "Why?"
Connor "I gave Jacob the Musky Walrus last night!"

by Poop God 707 December 2, 2013

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Sticky Walrus

When you cum inside a fat girl's fat flab

"After Patriotic King gave Camel Pepper a Sticky Walrus, Vainyramrod licked it clean off"

by Mauled by Jebus January 21, 2009

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Frosty Walrus

While receiving a blow job, a man cums in his partners mouth. After you cum, hold the partner's mouth closed, and punch her in the stomach so that the cum comes out her nose.

Joe: dude, Steve gave Liz a Frosty Walrus the other day!
Bill: Wow, really?
Jim: Yeah, the cum came out of her nose and went all the way to her tits!

by joebobman41232 March 25, 2009

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