Poodle-flaps

Poodle-flaps is a term used to substitute a swear word when cursing. It is often used when under the influence of cannibis, and can be a response to something that you are incapable of formulating a lucid reply to. The term conjures images of a Poodle's vaginal flaps, and this is the intent.

Bob: "James, pass the pringles..."
<knocking over the pringles in an attempt to reach them>
James: Poodle-flaps!

Alternatively:
<Upon making an error in work or college>
"Poodle-flaps!"

by Simon Whiteside February 01, 2005

Muddy Poodle

When you're nailing her from behind, and she accidentally poops on your pubes.

I was TOTALLY gettin' it hot & sweaty from that chick at the Earthworm Enthusiast Convention when she gave me a Muddy Poodle.

by Mr. Glisten November 16, 2013

poodle paddy

(n) A pile of dog shit. Similar to lawn sausage.

I stepped in a poodle paddy when I took that shortcut through the dog-owner's yard.

by heptune June 13, 2006

anal poodle

When a shit the consistency of a hairball oozes out of your ass.

Nothing takes longer to get out of my ass than an anal poodle.

by AssholeAshley October 15, 2013

cooch poodle

A skank who hasn't shaved her who-ha in 10 months.

That girls skirt is so short you can see her cooch poodle.

That cooch poodle needs two hair styles for that short dress!

That stripper needs to shave her cooch poodle, it's springing out the side of her thong.

Her cooch poodle itself could give me it's own lap dance!

by Ofmay November 18, 2013

Panty Poodle

A curly unshaved vagina that startles the unsuspecting upon being exposed. May look like she’s smuggling a poodle in her panties out of a pet store.

June had to shave her Panty Poodle before going to the pool as not to frighten people.

by SHAWN S0L0 August 26, 2019

Shower Poodle

The mat of hair that collects on a shower drain.

Water was pooling up in the tub so I scooped the shower poodle out to let it drain.

by Reverend Homeslice January 19, 2012