Billy: Mom when is dad coming home?
Mom: hes just gone to the store he'll be home soon...
Billy: But mom he hasn't come back in a 5 years
Mom: hes just gone to the store he'll be home soon...
Billy: But mom he hasn't come back in a 5 years
by Dad_come_home April 18, 2018
Get the Dadmug. Son;"Dad can you get some milk from the Supermarket?"
Dad:"Sure son!" Takes 15 years to get milk from the supermarket when I won the lottery*
Dad:"Sure son!" Takes 15 years to get milk from the supermarket when I won the lottery*
by yourmom284 March 20, 2020
Get the Dadmug. Sex on dad
by Princes bean July 23, 2017
Get the Dadmug. A dad is a person who wont be there for you and leave you imediantly and you'll never see him unless he's on the news
by London That Smart Dumbass June 24, 2021
Get the Dadmug. by neerajkona August 7, 2020
Get the DADmug. 