Dad

Gone

my dads not back after going to grab milk 15 months ago

by yt-lil stud January 16, 2019

Dad

The man who went to the store for some cigarettes and still hasn't come back

Billy: Mom when is dad coming home?
Mom: hes just gone to the store he'll be home soon...
Billy: But mom he hasn't come back in a 5 years

by Dad_come_home April 18, 2018

Dad

A dad is a blood related father who takes care of you, teaches you and feeds you.

Son;"Dad can you get some milk from the Supermarket?"
Dad:"Sure son!" Takes 15 years to get milk from the supermarket when I won the lottery*

by yourmom284 March 20, 2020

Dad

Dad is a person that has sex with the mom without condum to have a baby to be adad

Sex on dad

by Princes bean July 23, 2017

Dad

A dad is a person who wont be there for you and leave you imediantly and you'll never see him unless he's on the news

Charli: My dad left me..
Jimmy: Its ok all dads do that just dont google his name.

by London That Smart Dumbass June 24, 2021

Dad

Gone.

man 1: Hey man where's your dad?
man 2: Gone.

by notlapa October 22, 2018

DAD

the best person, who takes care of you, who loves you, who puts a roof under your head

My dad is the best

by neerajkona August 7, 2020