Son: why don’t I have a dad?
Mom:he ether died, cheated on me, ghosted me when i was pregnant with your ugly ass, never cam from the store to “Get milk” always at work, Or he fucked me and got me pregnant at a one night stand.
Mom:he ether died, cheated on me, ghosted me when i was pregnant with your ugly ass, never cam from the store to “Get milk” always at work, Or he fucked me and got me pregnant at a one night stand.
by SuccToSUCCeed September 12, 2020
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Get the Dad mug.A person who made you because he was using your mom for sex. Somebody who uses the excuse "her/his teenage hormones and attitude" to get you into trouble.
Kid: "Dad I don't want to walk to the pool today it's a 40 minute walk."
Dad: "Oh so you're getting lazy now?"
Kid: No dad I'm not getting lazy I just don't want to walk to the pool today"
Dad: "Oh so now you're talking back to me?! Give me your phone, you're not getting it for another week"
Kid: "But da-"
Dad: "NO EXCUSES! Maybe if you didn't give me that stupid teenage attitude you would have your phone."
Mom: "Is something going on?"
Dad: "No, your kid here just has a lot of teenage hormones."
Dad: "Oh so you're getting lazy now?"
Kid: No dad I'm not getting lazy I just don't want to walk to the pool today"
Dad: "Oh so now you're talking back to me?! Give me your phone, you're not getting it for another week"
Kid: "But da-"
Dad: "NO EXCUSES! Maybe if you didn't give me that stupid teenage attitude you would have your phone."
Mom: "Is something going on?"
Dad: "No, your kid here just has a lot of teenage hormones."
by eeew October 29, 2017
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Get the Dad mug.1. The grill master, thermostat police, beer and lawn enthusiast. Loyal customer to Home Depot
2. A member of society (usually frats) that everyone knows is "THE MAN" this guy gets MAD ladies
2. A member of society (usually frats) that everyone knows is "THE MAN" this guy gets MAD ladies
Chad is such a "Dad" that sexy beast.
daughter: where is dad?
mom: oh you know, Dad is always out golfing with his friends
That was such a corny joke Dad.
girl: who's that?
man: thats Chad the frat Dad
girl: *falls in love immediately without hesitation*
daughter: where is dad?
mom: oh you know, Dad is always out golfing with his friends
That was such a corny joke Dad.
girl: who's that?
man: thats Chad the frat Dad
girl: *falls in love immediately without hesitation*
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Get the DAD mug.A mysterious creature that is a master at hiding. Nobody knows much about the famed dad due to their skittishness and reluctance to cooperate with humans. In rare sightings, we observe them consuming what appears to be alcohol and drugs consumed used by humans. For decades, scientists have dedicated their life's work to studying these complex findings trying to draw any sort of conclusion they can about the elusive being known simply as "dad".
by nophun0 September 1, 2021
Get the dad mug.A dad is a person who wont be there for you and leave you imediantly and you'll never see him unless he's on the news
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