Shlong Term Memory 

A person has a combination of short and long term memory.

Me: Hey Gordon, do you remember the homework that was due today from two weeks ago.

Gordon: Nah, I don't remember anything like that.

Me: But it's due in like an hour.

Gordon: What's due in an hour?

Me: Damn you got that shlong term memory.

Shlong Term Memory by MountedGeneral June 30, 2018

Smoke term memory loss 

When you forget things because you smoke a lot.

Dude, you remember what happened last night?

Nah.

Dang. Smoke term memory loss.

Smoke term memory loss by Djfirehawk14 July 28, 2018

snap term memory loss

When you send a snapchat and the person replies, but you forgot what you said originally

Person 1: Dude, she snapped me and I had no clue what she was talking about because I forgot what I said

Person 2: Oh you got that Snap Term Memory Loss

snap term memory loss by Jiminy Biply Bobert September 4, 2019

long term financial investment 

A short term investment that has gone bad.

Investing in GME is a very viable long term financial investment.

long term financial investment by ThatDapperLad March 6, 2021

the term 

something my friend told me to look up but nothing came up

geester: LOOK UP THE TERM ON URBAN DICTIONARY

the term by asp3ntree February 28, 2022

the term 

A method of corporal punishment, often used by autocratic agencies, together with the conditions. Usually comes in the form of non-physical abuse and mental confinement.

The term is no cure. No cure can purge the term.

the term by co5oo May 30, 2022

Short-Term memory zone 

When someone is so insignificant, you erase all memory of them immediately.

Friend: "Who was that guy you were talking to?'
Me: "Who?"
Friend: "Oof, that guy got short-term memory zoned!"

Short-Term memory zone by Hyacinthus July 11, 2022