The Teo

When you attempt to fart but you shit your pants instead

"Man, my friend did The Teo on me while we were doing a hiest in Payday 2, i had to do most of it myself"
"That's sad, but i don't care"

by D0Ice September 18, 2022

Teo

The most attractive man alive, he is also extremely tall and probably great at entertaining. A Teo is very funny and always makes those around him laugh. Also big dick energy

"Teo is the coolest guy I know, hes so funny"

by hellotheremyfriend April 30, 2022

Teo

Usually a guy with a gigantic dick who is always loyal. Blonde and plays sports usually. A really good person once you get to know him. But one thing, all Teo's have fake social media followers. He gives very passionate kisses

I wish I had a boyfriend like Teo, always loyal and has a seven inch dick or more.

by Jane Woodruff August 29, 2019

Cyrus Teo

A guy that is good at computers

Cyrus Teo is so good in computers.

by Sdyawsome February 28, 2019

TEO

TEO : Tax Every Ounce, Tag every object, Or Taking Every Item, is a street crew from Seattle Washington. Started in the late 2010’s.

Guy 1: Yo, I heard _____ had beef with them TEO dudes
Guy 2: Yeah, I heard they broke his hands and left him on aurora.

by Sowat March 28, 2019

Teo

Simp

Oh Teo? Yeah He’s a Simp

by Can’t Finis December 8, 2020

teo

teo's a guy who believes that a yard is 24 ft.

teo: "aint a yard like 24 ft"

by retiredtrackstar July 28, 2022