temperate

Rate of a temperature increase. The first derivative of a temperature over time function.

The temperate of the sun is rather constant while the temperate of an explosion is parabolic.

by fastmonkeywheels July 10, 2009

sub-negro temperatures

a temperature or climate that is not conducive or favorable to negro and/or halfrican people. The actual temperature threshold is unknown, although it is commonly believed to be somewhere around 45 degrees fahrenheit (or below).

halfrican/negro: "Dang yo, it feels like sub-negro temperatures out here - I shoulda brought my coat!"

halfrican/negro's friend: "Dude, it's only like 40 degrees out here."

halfrican/negro: "Well, where I'm from we ain't used to no 40 degree weather!"

by haileywood January 5, 2010

Temperance Spoon

Long handled spoon, usually metal, kept on the person and wielded by an unavailable or prudish woman to deter men from intercourse. In all cases the spoon is brought down hard on the top of the chap's truncheon - very effective at turning wood to putty.

Also commonly found on matrons/teachers touring the boy's dormitories after 'lights out' at boarding schools, to stop any cases of self-love that maybe occuring.

Margaret: "Goodness gracious Reginald put that away before it feels the sting of my temperance spoon."

by Brucey Big Bonus August 30, 2012

Telpis

How limerick legends say go helpis

watchda poor misfourtune,telpis

by Bawmore June 13, 2018

tampines secondary school

all xiasuey yps inside this school, like to dye hair and put one leg sleeve tattoo, showing off said tattoo by wearing extremely short pants. likes to talk to more than one girl at once and think they are extremely cool

tampines secondary school xiasuey

by YpTampinesGivenchy August 22, 2021

Tampire

a Tampire is a Vampire that doesnt like hurting humans or animals... so in order to get the blood they need to survive, they suck the blood off of used tampons....

Gay guy 1: hey check out that Vampire... he's suckin' on a used tampon lol!!!

gay guy 2: lol!!! he must be a tampire!!!

by Ph8 April 23, 2004

Ball temperature

When u keep an item nestled in between your legs for an extended period of time, usually on road trips or events such as movies and concerts. The resulting effect is an item that retains the temperature of your balls 98.6 degrees and hotter. Usually ending in the annihilation of cold beverages.

Woman: Hey baby can u hand me that soda.
Guy: Sure, but its ball temperature.
Woman: God damnit!

by JordanTheDollarBill January 13, 2010