temporal irrelevancy

A COVID pandemic isolation effect that warps time and space into an unrecognizable, unpredictable and often unwanted distortion of prior reality.

Hey, wanna go to the movies tonite?
Ha! Funny.
Seriously, and after we can go to the club for a few drinks. I think there's a live band playing.
OK, calm down. You've got temporal irrelevancy. Just sit down. I'm gonna call the doctor...

by YAWA March 17, 2021

temporary heartbreak

~ when somebody sorta breaks your heart
~they fill that empty space then dig it deeper.

~ you were never supposed to be with them in the first place.

“temporary heartbreak“

by antisocialxbutterfly August 13, 2021

Temporal tribalism

The naïve feeling of superiority of living right now - thinking people in the past were blind to 'obvious' things.

'Jeez, how could they be so blind about that guy Adolf? It was obvious he was evil. I can't even imagine how stupid people were back then, to even vote for him...'

'I think you are suffering from a bit of temporal tribalism there Mark.'

by hallman.eth December 17, 2021

Temporal Penis

A penis that exists and enters the space-time continuum at set intervals. Viewed as a god by certain cults, who often give it blood sacrifices on the spot during its arrival.

Sandy was worried she would be a virgin forever, but a temporal penis appeared in her room.

by Lover of Cavemen February 22, 2022

Kav Temperley

The lyricist, bassist and front man of the Western Australian band eskimo joe. His name, which he chose himself when he was 7 years old means 'poet of truth'.

There are no better lyrics than those written by Kav Temperley.

by Superduper291 January 31, 2009

Kankle Temper

Often referred to women who have kankles and are extremely angry.

My boss is so angry right now, I'm scared to go back to her room in case she has another kankle temper!

by Yuri Gojirah October 12, 2010

Woman Temper

Woman Temper is used to describe someone very Hot-Headed or someone with a short temper.
"Why is it called Woman Temper?" Because of how a woman gets when she's on her period. Another woman that can be used as an example of Woman Temper is modern-day women (gen z/millennials) that get mad at anything.

John: "I was playing Call of Duty last night and this guy that was trash kept trying to kill me; So I obviously killed him every time he came at me. Eventually, he yelled at me and told me to kill myself."
Josh: "Sounds like he had a bad case of Woman Temper."

by eabel December 8, 2021