telephone number

A telephone number is a phone who can ring someone or someone that rang you.

I hung up on the telephone number.

by Debskelly1985 June 17, 2023

telephone lies

This is a certain type of lies that is different than face to face or written/texted lies. As these can be a bit more exaggerated or salty due to the undocumented nature of them.

Allison: "Did you hear about Angelica?"
Mimi: "No, what happened? I just saw her last night at Troy's party. She is still sober."
Allison: "I just got off the phone with Hannah and Angelic hooked up with Blaine and then Brendon!"
Mimi: "Telephone lies! I was there! Blaine grabbed her ass and Brendon tried to kiss her in the laundry room."

by von groovy August 7, 2024

Telephonic Irish Goodbye

When someone is texting you, and mid conversation, especially when you’re expecting a response, they simply stop texting. Some blame falling asleep or being distracted, but some are prone to it, while others are not.

Dude, I was texting my girl last night and asked her how her bar tending shift went, and once again out of no where she gave me the telephonic Irish goodbye. When we texted this morning it’s like last night’s conversation never happened.

by Lordblanco August 12, 2024

Tijuana telephone

Peeing in one’s partner’s breakfast cereal and forcing them to eat it while they scream “hungry hungry hippo” at the top of his/her lungs

Hahaha! Can you Tijuana telephone me?

by Lady gangydoodoo August 14, 2024

French Telephone

When you fart in someone's ear and their ear drum blows up

I'm gonna give your grandma a French telephone tonight.

by Jekevd April 21, 2025