ted leo and the pharmacists

band in which i wet my pants since the first note

i just listened to ted leo and the pharmacists and my pants are leaking cum

by slam masta J May 13, 2005

Ted Cruz’s father

Someone who might have assassinated JFK.

“Yeah, he lived near Dallas, and nobody knows his whereabouts at noon on November 22, 1963. A prime Ted Cruz’s father if you ask me.”

by TK2000 October 29, 2023

Ted Cruz

A poop that is way too slimy, and takes unreasonable amounts of toilet paper to wipe away, while never feeling completely cleaned.

"Why have you been in the bathroom for 6 hours"
"Oh, man I just took a huge Ted Cruz. I've been sitting there trying to wipe it away."

by racmETrIUsErANCrAltiC August 6, 2016

Ted Cruz

The Zodiac Killer.

Ted Cruz is totally the Zodiac Killer.

by Rogers18 June 30, 2016

Ted Cruz

Another name for the Zodiac Killer.

10 percent of Floridians believed Ted Cruz was the Zodiac Killer-- and they're right.

by Bowmen_19 June 2, 2016

Ted Cruz

A normal 2016 republican

Man#1-Man ted Cruz is such a idiot why isn't he kicked out of the government ? Man#2-lol have you seen trump and spicer? Man#3-Man how this country has fallen.

by dvkjkfobnf May 8, 2017

Ted Cruz

The zodiac killer

Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer.

by philbobaggins August 3, 2016