Technoblade

The Second Worst Thing To Happen To Those Orphans

“Technoblade Never Dies” Example Of A Fact Not An Opinion

by anonymous February 1, 2021

Technoblade

A giant pig who kills orphans

John: Hey, what's that giant pig called again?
Jimmy: Technoblade, the orphanage bomber

by i kill orphans March 11, 2021

Technoblade Fan

Probably a part of Technoblade's merchandise. It's a fan with Technoblade on it.

A: Hey, did you get anything from Technoblade's merch store?
B: Yeah, I bought a Technoblade Fan!

by sadkay November 11, 2021

Technoblade

A Minecraft YouTuber who likes to stab orphans, he is a pig(in DSMP) and he was born on the 1st of June 1999 and died on 30th June 2022 because of stage 4 cancer.

Tubbo: Technobladeeee problem there no is not
Techno: there's a problem?! go go go.

by AshWasLost July 1, 2022

Technoblade

A legend

Rest on peace,Alex

Did you hear about the man who own all the potatoes?

Yeah it Technoblade,right?

by FineOrange July 2, 2022

Technoblade

The best youtuber ever, died of cancer at age 23

RIP Technoblade... you will be missed.

by Riptechnoblade July 5, 2022

Techno-boy-toy

(noun) Referring to a person's boyfriend, who has tech skills.

Call off your techno-boy-toy or I tell the cops what your mom keeps in the lasagna box.

by AriaIsBigA August 14, 2023