shit tease

When you have the urge to take a shit and when you sit down on the toilet seat expecting a massive deposit you execute nothing but gas.

steve - i need to take a dump, this car ride is going to take 2 hours.
(runs to the public bathroom comes out after 2 minutes)
chris - that was quick
steve - yeh it was only a shit tease (very disappointed)

by thecatan August 5, 2012

Floor-tease

When you take the elevator and it stops at a floor before your destination but nobody is waiting.

Worker #1:" I hate it when the elevator stops at a floor and nobody is there!"
Worker #2:" Yeah man, I feel your pain, I hate floor-teases too"

by Ti-Charles September 30, 2012

cog tease

n., v., When someone excites your intellect with their acute and powerful knowledge and ability but does so over text so you can't fully engage in a conversation and explore a topic. Then, proceeds to never agree to have a phone conversation, voice chat, or meet over coffee leaving you cognitively in need.

Wow, Steve is texting me about material deposition and electron flow and I would love to have an efficient discussion and enjoy his company, oh crap, this huge cog tease just made me have an aneurysm.

by griffinrider22 July 11, 2016

friend tease

Someone who is only friends with you, hoping for sex, but when they find out you don't want to bone them, they tell you there is no point in being friends and drop you like a hot rock.

We've been friends for three years, and I really value the friendship, but when he said he wanted to have sex, and I said no, he said, "Well, there's no point it being friends then." and he left! What a friend tease! :-(

by Thornnuminous November 11, 2014

cock tease

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it

the guys laughed at joe for getting stuck with that little cock tease because he wasnt getting any.

by Dawn June 15, 2002

tesseract

The four-dimensional equivalent of a cube.

A person using a tesseract in three-dimensional space would be equivalent to a person using three dimensions to move through a two-dimensional universe. The laws of physics would still apply, but only on the two-dimensional scale.

by ds_k7 May 3, 2006

Boston Cream Tease

When a girl from the Boston metropolitan area gives you a handjob/blowjob without finishing the job.

That bitch from B.U. was D.T.F. but when we got back to my place she gave me a Boston Cream Tease so I sent her on her way.

by DaCrun October 13, 2010