muddy teapot

When you defecate into a teapot while tea or coffee is brewing, with the express purpose of tricking someone into learning what your poop tastes like. Often accompanied by a nursery rhyme of the same name.
Woman A: I’m a muddy teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up, hear me shout, “I’m full of shit, kids!”

Woman B: What are you doing squatting on my stovetop?

Woman A: Your stove’s burners are burning my feet. I’m suing you now.

Woman B: This will financially ruin me. I need some freshly-brewed tea to help me relax.

Woman A: *grins*
by CountOlaf69 August 17, 2024
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Simmer down teapot

When ones attitude or tone is getting hostile or angry, About to reach boiling point. A person needs their teapot of an attitude to simmer down before reaching boiling point.
When Wesley comes at me all crazy with his tone, I tell him simmer down teapot.
by Simmer down teapot June 28, 2019
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Topsy Teapot

The act of urinating in your partners anus.
Did you hear about Jessica at the party?
Jimmy gave her a Topsy Teapot
by Topsyboy December 18, 2023
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o.l teapot

Real name olly mcanny
Definition of o.l teapot If you piss off o.lteapot he will use his mma skills and kidnap your African kids
by Unknown local fraud star January 07, 2022
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Little My The Teapot Gremlin

Little My is a small, feral rat baby who really likes pastel stuff like deadass??? She bites and is older than she looks wtf is with this child, she’s a bean, you either love her or hate her, no in between, also known as the urban definition of lesbian.
“Yo bro did you see Jessica? She deadass came out as Little My The Teapot Gremlin ?”

Yeah bro LOL she is valid .”
by Little My May 26, 2020
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Alabama teapot

It is when you tea bag someone during the hot days of summer in the southern states
In this sweltering heat his balls steamed against my head, during the Alabama teapot.
by Longline35 November 04, 2018
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Teapotting

When you sit down to poop but you have a boner so you pee in an arch
Jackson was aroused while he was relieving himself so his penis began teapotting
by Sergeant Grif February 22, 2023
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