Teapot

A short man with a big penis.

Short but stout.

Our guide is hot. He might be short but I bet he’s a teapot and can use that schlong well.

by Pakistanigirlie February 1, 2025

Chocolate Teapot

when you stop during sex to shit in a tea kettle, and drip it over your partner while you cum

she asked if we had an electric kettle or if she needed to bring her own chocolate teapot

by pinkgogurt October 24, 2025

steaming teapot

When someone blows you so hard they have semen coming out of their nose

I turned that girls face into a steaming teapot

by Tyson the douche December 22, 2015

Australian Teapot

When you take underwear from “down unda” put it in a girls mouth and fuck her til steam comes out.

No dude don’t touch that underwear i gave some hooker an australian teapot with those

by asseater2024 June 13, 2024

Teapot

Mixture of weed and tea

A) “Hey do you want smoke a teapot?”
B) “Why would I wanna smoke a teapod?”
A) “Nah, I mean tea’pot’”

by Whattheffffff May 16, 2022

teapot candy

in genshin impact: a waifu/husbando character (usually a limited 5 star) that sits as a companion in your serenitea pot to look pretty, not to ever be leveled or built.

(general) gacha games: a character you'll never use, but pulled because they're hot.

player 1: nah im not building eula, i just pulled cuz she's hot and i want her to redacted haha
player 2: so she's just teapot candy?

by mrmustachio March 2, 2024

Russian teapot

A Russian teapot is a lewd action where a man stretches his scrotum into the shape of a bowl or cup and either urinates into it or has another partner urinate into it. The other person proceeds to drink the sweaty-hairy-ballsack-piss beverage straight out of the other’s nut sack cup.

Person 1: “Did you ever end up taking Ashlyn back to your place?”
Person 2: “Yeah I did; I had to kick her out after she asked me to Russian Teapot her, though.”

by mamaswhorecollector September 4, 2019