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mushroom tattoo

in agreeance with the above definitions, a 'mushroom tattoo' is a result of the under-side of the head of a man's penis having been quickly and force-fully applied to the fore-head of another person (preferrably a female). said to have originated by accident when some over-zealous young man, in an attempt to ejaculate in a more timely fashion, masturbated while being blown - the penis came out of the females mouth and, on the down-stroke, struck her fore-head, thus leaving a bruise of sorts in a shape some-what resembling a mushroom. also, upon occassion, used in by those persons leading a bdsm life-style to mark a slave or sex-toy. WARNING - not recommended! can be very painful for BOTH parties involved...
by seamus October 9, 2003
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Penis Sword Tattoo

A sword tattoo, that most people get down there spine; Between their shoulder blades. So, that when you wear a shirt the handle slightly sticks out and gives the illusion that there is a penis tattoo on the back of your neck. We would advise you to get that fixed. Don't get lice.
"Hey Jim, I didn't know you were gay."
"I'm not, Bob, it's a sword I got when I was smashed."
"Well Jim, my old lady and I would call that a penis sword tattoo."
"No way. Really?"
"Oh yeah, man."
"Oh, umm, I need to fix it so..."
"Wanna get some drinks?"
"Yeah."
by The Panchoco's May 1, 2010
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tattoo

A mark made on a lark which shows not in the dark.
That tattoo is gonna haunt me for the rest of my life; then decorate my corpse after I'm gone.
by BabyTaylor March 26, 2008
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swallow tattoos

There are many meaning behind Swallow tattoos

1.Long ago, a sailor would get a swallow tattoo after succesfully sailing a certain amount of miles

2.The traditional tattoo means: A sailor gets a set of swallows on his chest, The story goes if he or she drowns, the swallows come down and lift his soul to the heavens.

3. A symbol of the working class pride, fast fist. The swallow tattoo in England means "these fists fly". Its mainly seen on old guys now who used to be good fighters or well know hard men back in the day The swallow tattoo in England means "these fists fly". Its mainly seen on old guys now who used to be good fighters or well know hard men back in the day
Boy-"Since you got your swallow tattoos, your Not scared of drowning?"
Girl-"The story goes that if I drown, the swallows come down and lift my soul to the heavens."
Boy-"So your not scared"
Girl-"No"
by Berlinbird March 11, 2006
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TATTOO WASTED

THE ACT OF GETTING A REALLY NICE TATTOO
by ANDRES "ZOOTIE" MARTINEZ July 7, 2010
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Turtle Tattoo

Fucking sexy.

So amazingly sexy your clothes explode.
Guy 1: "Wow, that' girls so turtle tattoo it hurts."
Guy 2: "She's more turtle tattoo than my girlfriend!"
by Batman is sexy April 27, 2009
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TATTOOING

PROFESSIONALY STABBING SOME WHINY PRICK REPEATEDLY FOR MONEY
GUY1"I WANT A TATTOO ON MY ARM BUT I WAS TOLD ITS GONNA HURT" ARTIST" DEPENDS ON THE PERSON BUT IT AINT THAT BAD" GUY 1 DURING THE TATTOOING .."HOLY CRAP THAT AINT BAD BUT GEEZ WHEN YOU HIT THAT SPOT"
by CODY BAIRD February 25, 2009
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