Survive

Continue to live especially inspire of danger or hardship
by kingdom20 March 31, 2022
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Urban Survival Fishing

Defined: When a sexual partner tries to spear a loose tampon that has entered the vagina deeper after intercourse.
Definition "Wait a minute, my tampon is missing. Time to go Urban Survival Fishing! Get down in there deep, here is a biro."
by Barkerlona January 11, 2018
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Survival Style

The act of fantastic undulation to merely survive a traumatic / dangerous event. Survival Style starts with the fear of not being able to accomplish a task and / or severe unpreparedness for said event.
Brandon: "Kevin, you really threw some sick survival style when you hit that step-up jump on your mountain-oriented bike."

Kevin: "Yea bra, just tryin' to survive..."
by Bsik November 16, 2011
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could a real person survive

Could A Real Person Survive is a semi-satirical and semi-scientific look at the super moves of all your favorite fighting video games, and asks a very important and unnecessary question: Could a real person survive THAT?!

Layout for each Character Episode: Intro, Title, Super Move, CARPS Examination Playback, Outro, and Final Diagnosis

Green = Almost no injury
Yellow = Mild and lasting injury
Orange = Serious and life threatening injury
Red = Almost certain death

*There is the mulligan that there is an imagined medical team on stand by right outside of camera shot to treat the wounded.
At least 80 % of the time, the answer to “Could a real person survive THAT?!” is “No.”
by yrgh October 20, 2024
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Surviver

The misspeelling of the of the famous tv show "Survivor." Started in May of 2000, Survivor has been airing for 20 years now. It is one of the most neccessary shows and has become internationall with more than fifti countries having spin offs of Survivor. The likelihood of Survivor being spelled Surviver is impprobable, however, according to polls, when one thoussand people were tested, threee hundred of them spelled it with an e instead of an o. Hopefully this will teach people how to spell Survivor correctly.
"Hey Jimmy, did you watch Surviver last night?"
"Don't you know? It's spelled with an o!"

"Hey, is Surviver spelled with an e or an o, I don't know which to put on my application to get on the show"
"It's with an o, Surviver isn't a real thing it's just the misspelling"
by Gummy Worm Enthusiast June 12, 2020
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Survive The Disasters

a ios app which is lost media and since has never been recovered. it is from roblox but its not the roblox app.
robloxlover69: Oh man, I wish I could get the Survive The Disasters App on my device!
22robloxians: bruh what how are you even gonna recover that lost media bruh
by skliwwa September 27, 2022
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Survival of the Retards

A situation where you dump two of your best friends who are usually dumb as fuck and causing trouble in your life or the lives of your other friends in the middle of nowhere. In order for this to work, fake a road trip and invite your two dumbass friends with you alongside another friend. Once the four of you are together, drive out to an isolated area whether it be the woods or a desert. Park on the side of the road and order your two idiot friends out of the car. Once they exit throw a few chewy bars and four drinks to them so that they don’t die out in the open. Proceed to say something along the lines of “Sayonara retards!”, then speed off, leaving your two friends stranded in the middle of nowhere with no way back to civilization unless a car happens to speed by and the two douchebags hitchhike. Leave the friends there for eight to ten hours. Once time is up, drive back to where you last left them. Be aware that they might have walked far enough so you have to call them or text them. If they don’t reply, that’s when you know you fucked up and they are missing (fortunately). If they do reply, tell them to meet up here or there and then pick them up. Once they get in the car and start bitching to you for abandoning them, make threats that you may actually carry out to get them to shut the fuck up. Then drive them to their homes. This technique works with a lot of people and has spared them of all the future issues those two losers will cause.
Noel and Steve left Drake and Ted out in the Sonoran Desert for the rest of the day. It was survival of the retards for those two unfortunates.
by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 22, 2024
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