Ben simmons

(v.) Passing a wide open layup
(n.) In a state that you are afraid too shoot the ball

He just ben Simmons'd the layup

by Leking james November 23, 2021

Ben Simmons

Complete shit with a terrible jumpshot and always gets worse as they go

Me: I couldn’t aim my shit in a toilet and it keeps getting worse
My friend: Yea bro that might be Ben Simmons disorder

by No lies detected February 24, 2023

bench simmons

Where you brick a shot so fucking bad the coach benches you for the rest of the season

Yo I just hit a bench simmons

by Takis muncher March 12, 2023

Dirty Dawn Simmons

The end of any sexual act which ends in disappointment. Dirty Dawn Simmons is the name given to those 'hard to please' constantly 'disappointed' individuals who will never and can never be satisfied.

Tracey: How did you get on with your date last night?
Paul: I pulled a right crime-watch cougar. I smashed her with my 10inch love wand for 2hours straight.
Tracey: She must have loved it!
Paul: Nah mate. She just sat there like a redundant paraplegic and constantly huffed, puffed and groaned. She even looked at her watch and one point. She even emailed me after to tell me how concerned and disappointed she was with my performance!
Tracey: No way, she's done a 'Dirty Dawn Simmons' on you.

by Golden Void September 6, 2019

Summoning the mud dragon

Colloquial term for taking a dump.

I really have to pop, so I will be summoning the mud dragon.

by KobraKommander July 4, 2018

Sunmonkey

The minute that the sun appears, Sunmonkeys put on their shorts, parade around in sunglasses and try their very best to get a tan. They are usually the first ones to get sunburn.

Similar to a 'sun worshipper'.

"It's so sunny! Quick, hand me the sun cream!"
"OMG, you're such a Sunmonkey"

by Sunmonkey T May 11, 2008

Simmone

Look in the mirror, what do you see? I’ll tell you: you’re looking at someone who is almost certainly inferior in every way to one of - if not THE - baddest bitch in the Milky Way galaxy. They say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but once you see a Simmone, you’ll BEHOLDIN your jaw cause it just hit the ground at terminal velocity.

Bitches: wow, I look okay toda-
Everyone: Quit, you look like a boiled egg; where is Simmone at

by notchrisdontlookatme January 29, 2020