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Saved by the Red

A phrase derived by those who have experienced the intense sexual frustration of waiting for a girl to be ready to have sex again, only to find out she's on the rag.
Girl: "Shelly, did you have sex will Bill last night? I heard he's been waiting for like a month for you to get back in town."

Shelly: "Girl, he can wait. I wasn't in the mood anyway- its that time of the month.."

Girls' Simultaneous laughter: "Saved by the Red!!!" (high-five)

(Bill wimpers softly in the corner...clutching his blue balls.)
by Kittenfister11 June 14, 2011
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suated

verb. past tense of suat.
To enthusiastically go for the balls of a friend/colleague with one's hands without consent (esp. during a photo taking pose).
Oh my gosh, she suated me earlier by surprise. It was a traumatizing experience and I feel absolutely violated.
by whoknowswhatthismeans June 19, 2014
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Shaved the Dolphin

(V.) When one engages in the act of shaving a females genitalia, to form a baby soft feel much like a dolphin.
"At work today, a girl came in and I totally shaved the dolphin!"
by Jeff Striker August 23, 2007
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Shaved Asshole

Someone who is an asshole beyond an asshole- clean cut, well put together- and a total douchebag. Possibly closeted and hating the world because of it.
"Dude, Bob cut me out of that promotion I've been angling for for three years. I think he's blowing Wilson."

"What a shaved asshole."
by perfecto August 2, 2009
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shaved pussy

vulva is shaved, the area on the flat of the abdomen just above the mons may not be, or maybe shaved in a pattern such as a Gucci symbol, a landing strip, a heart or the boyfriend's initial(s)
She has a shaved pussy with "JH" carved just above her mons.
by Jake March 6, 2004
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rico suave

Adjective

A man who is filled with more cheese than the state of Wisconsin. Constantly making comments to make a girls heart melt. Usualy having the effect of actually looking really corny. Though still deep down her heart melts.
Boy "If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together."

Girl, rolling her eyes "Your so Rico Suave."
by AuntieMommies January 12, 2010
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suave

suave is a feeling, a new thing, an inspiration, a way of livingg, a target, it is a style and a legacy ... it actually means smoothh. It is the secret for success.... it is what makes yu calm and thinkk clearer than yur enemies ... cooler than cool. suaveeee
by ElSuave November 26, 2009
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