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Spruce Pine

Term used to describe small hick towns in the corner of North Carolina. These towns prey on peoples' dreams and trap these very people within their borders. A Spruce Pine is known primarily for having a high abundance of christmas trees, tobacco and the sub-species; redneck.
"Did you hear about Lydia?"
"No, what happened?"
"She got trapped in a Spruce Pine."
by JeremyWise February 4, 2009
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to be struck by lightning

to have an enlightenment or an epiphany
President Barack Obama needs to be struck by lightning when it comes to US Foreign Policy
by Sexydimma July 10, 2015
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Wyoming Toaster Strudel

Can only be performed when a girl is on her period...The guy rubs ice cubes on himself to get his junk all tiny and shriveled (cold as Wyoming). He then goes in the bedroom to watch the girl finger herself during this time of the month (strudel) while yanking his limp cock until he squirts a half-cum on her belly (icing).
Bret: I met this chick last night who was smoking hot. The only problem was she wasn't on her period so I couldn't give her a Wyoming toaster strudel. I had my dick all cold and limp and ready to go too!
Matt: That sucks. I don't even touch my girl except that time of the month.
by Gabe Oytoucher December 14, 2014
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Struck Mud

a fart that is wet and "muddy"
a fart that has a follow through
Man that fart stinks
yeah i think i struck mud
by MissJollyRancher June 22, 2011
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Lia struck

The hottest chick in school. She is so freakin pretty and sooooooo attractive. She has a nice butt!! She's getting all the boys. 💖
by Liamarie November 16, 2016
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strück

A perfectly sized loaf of bread. So people know exactly how big the loaf must be.
A: Do you wan't a loaf of bread?
B: Yes

A: How big?
B: a strück
by SitZschn August 30, 2009
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Facester-Strudel

The end result, or epiphany, of semen completing its ejaculatory travels onto a recipent's face. The recipient will then resemble one of nature's greatest gifts, a Toaster-Strudel.
Hey man, I totally gave your girlfriend a facester-strudel last night!
by DrummerOrion October 3, 2005
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