Standos

A parking lot where chillers "chill", which happens to be located next to a liquor store named "Standard Liquor", thus the name "Standos". The time spent at Standos consists of smoking stouges and flaunting expensive cars.

Q: Fool, you wanna hit up Standos and cop some stouges?

A: Sounds chill.

by connor.chill December 14, 2010

stranded

Being drunk, high, or under the influence of a drug, at a party with no ride home.

Being stuck without a ride late at night while hammered

realizing you have no ride home after getting shitfaced

'I got stranded at that party, and had to walk 2 miles to my house because I was hammered and had no ride."

by gabith November 20, 2011

Strandgendered

Any sense of awkwardness from not knowing how to feel or how to respond when interacting with a transgender or transitioning individual while stranded during travel.

Yesterday, Mark felt strandgendered at the airline counter.

Last night, Sally was strandgendered in a hotel lobby

by Nomadic Bulldog April 11, 2019

Strano

a gay Italian with a mustache from eating too much ass. the mustache grows in size until a woman beats it off of him and redeems his soul

Damn, look at that Strano over there! Even the guidos want him to shave that thing off his face

by truthful_liar_69420 August 15, 2021

yea standoff

When you're texting and you and the person you're texting keep repeating yea. This goes on until one person stops texting or someone starts a conversation.

Jack: yea
Jill: yea
Jack: yea
Jill: well it sounds like we're in a yea standoff

by lambofgod79481 August 10, 2010

Albanian Standoff

An Albanian stand off is when two gentlemen have a disagreement over the price of an item and settle the dispute with this method.

The stand off consists of two shovels and the men them selves. They are to stand exactly 25 meters away from each other and lower their trousers. They then extract their excrement onto the shovels and once a third party says so, they are to fling their shit at the other gentleman.

The winner is the one who flings his shit closest to the other man.

Nah mate im not paying that much for it! You know what fuck this, it's ALBANIAN STANDOFF time!

by The man with no shame November 26, 2015

venezuelan standoff

When you go into the bathroom with the intent to take a shit, but someone sits down in the stall next to you so you decide to hold it till they leave, but they are doing the same thing. Venezuelan standoffs usually last until one person gives up on taking a shit and leaves. The longest Venezuelan standoff in history lasted 3 days because the person in the stall closest to the door died of dysentery while the janitors were on a strike. After the strike ended the survivor was discovered by a janitor and he was rushed to a hospital.

What happened in class yesterday I missed it because I was stuck in a Venezuelan standoff.

by Treehugers May 24, 2018