Cromp Stomp

The act of shitting in the shower then stomping it down the drain.

Guy 1: I accidently shat in the shower this morning
Guy 2: Did you cromp stomp it?
Guy 1: Fuck YEAH!!!

by AngularShrimp2 November 22, 2011

Nigger Stompers

A term used by white people(typically skinhead neo-nazi types) To describe their combat boots

"Jace just got a new pair of nigger stompers"

by jamie831melicp September 19, 2007

Suwannee Stomp

The act of throwing ones leg in the air as if mounting a mini horse, bending the knees slightly and shaking your penis in a rythmic motion

Jonny, Gerry, Darnnell, and Tyler entered all important places using the Suwannee Stomp

by Limi Winks February 21, 2009

hoof stomping

Someone who tries to bully and take control of a situation. Especially an overweight and insecure person.

"His ex wife tried to hoof stomp his new girlfriend."

"He/She started hoof stomping to get his/her way."

by GatorGirl22 March 30, 2009

French Stomper

A measure taken to avoid the reversal of chronological personal hygiene steps, primarily practiced by the French.

(The act of shitting in the shower and using one's foot to stomp it down the drain.)

In the absence of a bidet, a person must carefully order one's shitting and showering - primarily in the morning. Post fecal evacuation, the shower serves as the necessary rinsing function to remove dingle berries and other such residue. Should the evacuation procedure fall short of success and said status be identified during the showering phase of hygiene prep, one may choose to abort the phase and reclaim the porcelain thrown - thus repeating phase one (technically phase two).

In loo of reinitiating a previous step, one may opt for the innovative practice of defecating erectly over the drain, using a foot to drive the waste throw the initial catch intended for hairs.

Dan neglects his morning coffee and finds mid-shower that a stroke of constipation prevented him from completing his morning dump. To avoid splashing water everywhere and making a general mess of the bathroom, he utilizes the French Stomper. Shit gone, ass clean, and crisis averted, he proceeds to go about his day - head held high.

by Drew Rosenhaus June 1, 2018

Steamy Stomper

During a shower, one squats down and takes a steamy shit. They then proceed to use their foot to stomp the feces down the drain for disposal.

Mike: "What were u doin in there rubbin one out?"
Jim: "No, you're shower just sucks for steamy stompers"

by KottonMouth May 13, 2006

gorilla stomp

The event in which two or more over-weight, ghetto ass girls attack each other violently, resembling a gorilla fight.

Laquesha pulled out Saqueta's hair and bit her. It was a real gorilla stomp.

by Cum2Jamaica November 14, 2007