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Stocker

A guy who manages to get girls lined up, and then fails to get them buy fucking it up somehow.
Marco: Damn, it was going so well with her and then my tiny penis ruined it.

Ben: Ah you always ruin it with girls that you like. You're such a stocker
by lolnosozlol January 1, 2012
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Stockton

One of the sweetest, funniest guys you'll meet. He's shy but once you get to know him, he will rock your world. He's a heartbreaker. He's cute but mysterious. He loves sports. Stockton's are competitive when it comes to sports, but that's what makes them cute.
Person 1: I think i'm in love!
Person 2: With who?
Person 1: Stockton!
Person 2: Stockton is a great guy!
by saucierbytheminute December 25, 2019
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Eye Socket Rape

Eye Socket Rape, is, sadly, an actual theme in some Japanese Hentai Doujinshi (porn fan comics, like, a Sailor Moon porn fan comic)) and hentai manga (porn comics). The only place I've ever seen it is in a popular sex comic published by ErosComix(.com), the name of which I'm not quite sure of, though the series features a futanari (dick-girl, aka, woman with a penis) named "Jun".

Anyway, as you can tell by the word, it involves a penis entering a woman's (usually, can be a man's) eye socket, and utterly destroying the eye during the penetration and sexual act. This is usually not consensual sex, thus why it is called "Eye Socket Rape", though I know at least one incident where it was consensual.

It's in the last issue of that comic, anyway.
In the last issue of that comic, that creepy guy eye socket rapes his demure mail-order alien bride.
by Dizzy January 21, 2005
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Fort Stockton TX

A small town in which smells of semi truck egsost and road kill. also known for that big ass bird in the middle of the highway (the highway is the town) also a great place to nock up a mexican 12 year old typical of Fort Stockton's youth.
Billy: have you ever gone to Fort Stockton TX?
sue: If you mean i have slipped in dead cat guts in the taco bell drive thru then yes...
Billy: YEAH stop making fun of Fort Stockton and its taco bell, it employs the whole town besides the cocaine...
by tacob911 August 21, 2010
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Stocktown

crime ridden town located south of californias capitol city. A city with a bad reputation due to hard living;
-long lines at star bucks
-no seats available at Barnez and Nizzo
-walmart be packed 24/7
Stocktown be having too many Ferraris that be cutting me off yo.
by MaSV June 17, 2003
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dirty poop socket

As in a Dirty Sanchez, the giver puts two fingers in his or her ass, then instead of painting on a poop mustache, the giver forces his/her fingers in the recipient's nostrils
In the midst of a butt war, I attempted a Dirty Sanchez but my opponent defended his upper lip leaving him vulnerable to the Dirty Poop Socket
by Johnny Law II December 3, 2013
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frat-boy cock-socket

A sorority girl. Based on the often true assumption that you cannot get with them unless you've joined a frat and paid to have friends.
"I got game, but I can't get anywhere with these chicks. They're all frat-boy cock-sockets!"
by tippy24 October 31, 2007
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