back stage pass

Being allowed to have anal sex with your wife or girl friend after doing something incredible to please them. Or having simply picked up a drunken slut at a bar who was on the rag.

“Dude I took this drunk chick home Saturday and she totally threw me a back stage pass.”

“No way”

“Yah that or she was telling me she was constipated”

by Alibaster Slim February 24, 2012

to pull a Stacey

A Stacey is when you show up to a dinner late. Then you sit down you order and all. Then you wait for the exact moment when the entrée is served. At that point you ask for the bill. Pay. Leave without saying good bye to anyone or apologising and leaving the meal you ordered untouched.

A true Stacey is pulled when one hosts the event. However, the term has become more loosely defined in recent times.

I hated that party. Thank God I managed to pull a Stacey.

I can't believe she pulled a Stacey last night.

I went on a date but she pulled a Stacey on me.

by babaganoush20134 April 20, 2013

three-stager

Similar to that of a two-stager, a three-stager is a strenuous part of the human evacuation process which occurs when one engages in the act of wiping excess excrement from the rectum and has to evacuate for not only a second time, but a third, thus leading to the necessary engagement in yet a third separate round of wiping the fecal matter from the anus.

After eating some of Barry's homemade frosted ketchup the other day, I took an unbelievable three-stager which totally smelled like my dad's sweaty grundle.

by DeanPalmer January 18, 2011

snazeroo

someone who is interestingly cool and who is a 7 in the ratings of snazzyness.

you see someone walking down the street looking paranoide and weiord , wearing interesting clothes , you say :

sim-card : wow look at that guy
snoozer : what a snazeroo

by suzanne platt February 20, 2008

stagegasam

The amazing feeling produced when one walks on stage, perfectly executes a technical/backstage procedure/scene change, takes a final bow after a performance, or other theatre related excitement.

As soon I got on stage on opening night, I had the best stagegasam of my life!

by DaughterOfCheese March 17, 2011

stage bomb

When an individual runs up onto a theatrical stage during a production, pulls down his pants, defecates, and runs away.

This was first done in a production of "Spider-Man: Turn off the Dark", in 2011.

Oh my stars, that gentleman just threw a stage bomb onto that production! *faints*

by Alsmore August 29, 2016

Slazengered

When you get absolutely fucked out of your mind by alchohol

"Lulu was slazengered at Nicole's last year."

by QueerAssAlchoholic March 3, 2019