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statuetory damages

What you sue someone for when they created a stone image of you, either because they did so without your permission or said sculpture was of an uncomplimentary design.
Crispin Glover never said dat da "Back To The Future" producers could use his likeness in their sequel-movies, and so he was able to successfully sue them for statuetory damages.
by QuacksO March 21, 2025
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Mobile Statue

A person standing frozen in the middle of a public thoroughfare, street, sidewalk, hallway or stairwell where people are normally walking, reading or writing text messages, checking e-mail, or otherwise electronically absorbed, cut off from the world around them.
I just walked right into some mobile statue on campus because I was trying to type and walk at the same time... I guess I should have gone statue too...
by Vinculus April 2, 2009
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sock statue

After using a sock as a jazz rag, proping said sock up, resembling a statue.
Look behind the entertainment center, next to the sock statue.
by Gout Slayer September 18, 2017
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Confederate statues

A surface object to represent the power struggle that was the Civil War, as all wars are really power struggles.
The Civil War wasn't about Confederate statues any more than it was about slavery, but if certain people are listened to and taken seriously, you would think it was.
by The Original Agahnim July 23, 2021
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The Statue.

What Crayton knows not.
by Abzydan December 10, 2021
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Meat statue

A nice looking man or men that you observe from afar. A male distraction.
I was unable to perform my work duties because a handsome meat statue was in my area.
by EQuotationmark March 2, 2022
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Pretzel Statue

The Pretzel Statue is a position used during sexual intercourse between two males, usually one will have his ass pointed to the ceiling with the highest hopes of getting climaxed in the anal sphinter. The other male will be faced horizontal with his genitals in the other males anal hole and will be aggressively pounding the hole.
Me and my buddy did the Pretzel Statue last week.
by jelqingjerry17 May 25, 2024
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