Static Nothing

To describe something that just doesn't exist.
op 2
An area in between space and time that holds the being named SuRReal.
The area consists of nothing but static.

These chips have a flavor that tastes like static nothing.

You've fallen into the static nothing.

by CHAMPAL July 15, 2022

public static void main string args

The thing I have to write in Java to do fuck all

// example of public static void main string args

import java.util.scanner;

public class Main {

private int num = 4;

public static void main(String args) {

Scanner inp = new Scanner(System.in);

System.out.println("Enter Name: ");

String name = inp.nextLine();

System.out.println("Hi", name, "! your number is " num, ".");

}

}

by Alexcían Empire Thingy May 12, 2024

Fanny Static

When your pubs stick out like an afro after a mad shag.

Man i was blasting the cheeks off this chick last night, when i pulled out i looked down to see some awsome fanny static!

by Adrena March 19, 2011

Hit the radio static

I have a lot of self-confidence

Dave: bro do you have radio static

Sean: Yeah i hit the radio static

by Loui Anonymous August 29, 2020

Static

To cause trouble or beef.
“Don’t start none, won’t be none.”

“If you don’t start no static, there won’t be none. And I don’t have to put you on the run.”

by NJSDEF July 8, 2019

《¤》Saheem Malik Arisesisa Aresisesa Static Shock From Detective Comics In The United States Of America And Omoi From Naruto: Shippuden In The Country Of Japan《¤》

《¤》Saheem Malik Arisesisa Aresisesa Static Shock From Detective Comics In The United States Of America And Omoi From Naruto: Shippuden In The Country Of Japan《¤》

《¤》Saheem Malik Arisesisa Aresisesa Static Shock From Detective Comics In The United States Of America And Omoi From Naruto: Shippuden In The Country Of Japan《¤》

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. May 8, 2025

cactus static

distraction caused by cock

Jem: "Mon, I can't fucking concentrate on a single though with all the cactus static blowing from Mon's cock!"

Mon: "Ugh, I was like totally trying to study last night, but Tam kept calling me and I couldn't get out of his cactus static!"

Tam: "I kept checking my phone, like sending Jem all the cactus static she could take!"

by Cactusstatic June 23, 2013