A perv stash is the wee little hairs that grow on the upper lip, and only the upper lip. It is said that perverts have these week, poor excuse for a mustache
by Bitchey-bitch2002 October 5, 2018

Where is your beer?
Dunno, I tramp stashed it in a V shaped bush and now they are all v shaped bushes!
Dunno, I tramp stashed it in a V shaped bush and now they are all v shaped bushes!
by Lozsta December 31, 2012

When just about to orgasm, you think of a really ugly mustache which causes you to lose your chance of getting an orgasm.
"Aww man, I was fucking this chick and the image of Hulk Hogan's mustache came into my head...total stash stall there!"
by angrypirate01 November 14, 2007

by Tommy Pantsdown August 29, 2006

by Dub C November 3, 2003

A word used to describe a small moustache that would be befitting of a paedophile. Commonly used in English secondary schools to describe pubecent boys' dodgy unshaved moustaches.
by bigtiddysucker September 30, 2023

The gay version of the dirty Sanchez, it's when a guy pulls out of his partner's ass and wipes his dick across his upper lip, leaving a skid mark resembling a mustache. Also known as the Walter ' stache
by firedan June 3, 2014
