When just about to orgasm, you think of a really ugly mustache which causes you to lose your chance of getting an orgasm.
"Aww man, I was fucking this chick and the image of Hulk Hogan's mustache came into my head...total stash stall there!"
by angrypirate01 November 14, 2007

Where is your beer?
Dunno, I tramp stashed it in a V shaped bush and now they are all v shaped bushes!
Dunno, I tramp stashed it in a V shaped bush and now they are all v shaped bushes!
by Lozsta December 31, 2012

A perv stash is the wee little hairs that grow on the upper lip, and only the upper lip. It is said that perverts have these week, poor excuse for a mustache
by Bitchey-bitch2002 October 5, 2018

by Tommy Pantsdown August 29, 2006

by Dub C November 3, 2003

The gay version of the dirty Sanchez, it's when a guy pulls out of his partner's ass and wipes his dick across his upper lip, leaving a skid mark resembling a mustache. Also known as the Walter ' stache
by firedan June 3, 2014

A word used to describe a small moustache that would be befitting of a paedophile. Commonly used in English secondary schools to describe pubecent boys' dodgy unshaved moustaches.
by bigtiddysucker September 30, 2023
