bush stalker

woman who chases Bush for her own sexual gratification

That old slag keeps going round Mark's house. She's a Bush Stalker and is after his cock.

by Thomas Francis February 25, 2007

Seaweed Stalker

One who stalks seaweed...

While i was swimming i noticed there was a seaweed stalker in the water.

by Michael Rosas September 26, 2010

night stalker

A serial killer named Richard Ramirez who terrorized the city of Los Angeles during the summer of 1985. He killings are based on satanism.

The night stalker would break into people's homes and rape or kill his victims.

by GKL September 25, 2005

stalker speed

An incredibly slow speed, whether driving or otherwise, that mimics the speed a 45 year-old male stalker would drive while watching his prey.

"Of course she didnt win the race, she was practically running at stalker speed."

by Ryan Scott June 25, 2006

Stake and shake nate

When you go to stake and shake at 3 in the morning

Do you want to go to stake and shake nate 🤔

by Hi brother December 26, 2020

Stacer

Moderately good looking guy usually middle-aged who is always ready to order a drink or finish a drink. Loves to collect garbage, especially cords. Always ready to destroy the upstairs bathroom like the Mongols decimating a small village and never leaves the fan on, so that nearby victims can bask in their misery. A Stacer has its own set of time. Sometimes they are late, certainly never early, may not show up at all. Stacer loves a deal, a coupon or a discount on anything even things they don't use.

Q: Have you seen Stacer, I ordered him a drink?
A: I think he is destroying the upstairs bathroom again, but you can bet he will be down to finish that drink, its Stacer!

Q: Is Stacer coming?
A: Probably not, he said he was, but there was a sale that specialized in unusable computer parts from the 70's, there might be some cords he doesn't need.

Q: What is Stacer doing?

A: Well there was a coupon for knitting needles so he's buying those.

Q: Oh, Stacer knits?

A: No, not at all, but there was a coupon.

by knowy knowitall February 22, 2022

junk shaker

Someone who appears normal outside of the club scene but once introduced into the clubs becomes a very vigorous dancer. junk shakers can often be found in suburban areas outside of major cities.

Devon is such a junk shaker when we go to the clubs in manhattan.

by erin f. June 29, 2006