stache lash

A whisker from a mustache.

I got a stache lash in my mouth when we kissed so I broke up with him.

by theplace October 28, 2022

Puss stache

When you scratchy your pussy with a finger, and then place the same finger under someone's nose, to resemble a moustache.

My girlfriend surprised me when she put her finger under my nose and gave me a puss stache.

by Little Miss Coathanger June 27, 2015

Hidden Stache

When you shave your pubes to look like a mustache, it then becomes your hidden stache.

My hidden stache is a little itchy today.

by BitchCakesMcGee December 20, 2017

stache trash

When you have such a thick beard/stache that you are able to stuff at least three empty chip bags in there.

Oh my god that guys stache trash is SWEET!

by Big guy 44 November 30, 2016

Tramp Stache

A female who has an exposed and hairy lower back; a ala a hairy tramp stamp.

Hey Maloney, did you see the Tramp Stache on that chick? Looked like a walrus peakin' over her belt!

by W-Bubble April 21, 2013

Crack-stache

A type of heavy mustache cause by too much drug use.

"Look at Jon's Crack-stache!"
"I know, its so thick! He'd better shave that thing, it looks like a friggen ferret."
"And he should stop smoking pot."

by Not_To_Be_Named March 3, 2009

critical stache

the point in which you can't go any longer without shaving.

Man oh man, i think Ulysses hit critical stache a couple days ago. I don't know why he doesn't shave already.

by handsoftorgo November 3, 2008