stabbier

comparatively more stabby; or, a comparatively higher chance of a stabbing incident occurring.

When she's got PMS, she gets much stabbier than usual.

As the meeting dragged on, Dustin was feeling stabbier and stabbier.

by atiasmyrolemodel February 28, 2009

Stabbed with a Hotdog

A euphemism for sex.

Person 1: Last night I was walking down the hall and the creek from the floorboards and the sound of the music, made it sound like a woman who was being stabbed with a hotdog.
Person 2: It was probably your par-
Person 1: IT WAS THE FLOORBOARDS AND THE MUSIC!!!

by Twisted Iniquity January 31, 2009

Slabberdash

Slabberdash, the act of holding a penis, erect or unerect, and slapping a member of the same/opposite sex accros the face with it.

i will slabberdash you so hard your eyes water

she could do with a good slabberdashing.

by Andy Gray May 5, 2004

Slabbergatted

Slabbergatted- someone who is ridiculously gay and Emo and also acts like a fuarry

Wow you are so slabbergatted

by Jeydasavage771 October 24, 2018

kaybo swabber

Main Entry: KAY-bo SWAB-ber
Pronunciation: KI-bow SWAB-bur

Function: noun: a person who cleans and services portable toilets.

Use #1:

Forman: "Henry, someone's tipped over the portajohn again!"
Henry: "Well, looks like we'll have to call the kaybo swabber"

Use #2: The train crashed into the kaybo swabber's truck at the crossing, spreading toilet paper and blue water for more than a mile.

by jegenes July 22, 2010

slabber

To talk but make no sense, to 'talk shit'.
To drink or eat something.

What you slabbering about? Quit your slabbers. Slabber that down you!

by Croft Dale January 28, 2008

stabbeth

to poke someone with something sharp

"dana, i stabbeth you" *pokes dana in the arm with a stick*

by marissa November 9, 2003