squoze

Correct verbage for the past tense of squeeze.

"The two 300 pound gorillas squoze themselves into a Ford Focus before going to the competitive eating competition."

by Mr. Wenus October 29, 2006

Squoze

The past-tense version of "Squeeze". An alternative to "Squeezed".

"I squoze the tennis ball"

by Scott Perry December 10, 2008

squor

where you fall off a bed during intercourse and suffer a major wound on your sexual organ(applies to males only)

"dude i was banging amy the otha nite n squored myself"

by Brendon Abbott July 21, 2006

squoze

A variant form of the past tense of squeeze.

I squoze it myself.

I just squoze some fresh lemon juice.

by Dave Castle April 28, 2009

Squortle

When to women rub their vaginas together. Often difficult to accomplish.

"I watched these two lesbians squortle. Then they gave me a blumpkin and I gave them a frothkin."

"I like it when girls Squortle."

by Simon Sanchez April 7, 2004

squopher

This word orgianted because once a squirrle and a gopher cross-breaded making a squopher. THe offspring of this cross-breading had half the body of a squirrle and half the body of a gopher, and its penis's were combined to. So it had half a squirrle penis and half a gopher penis. It also has twice the magical power

wow look at the SQuoPHEr

by brian February 3, 2005

Squort

A noise that is in between a squeak and a snort, often in suprise and enjoyment. Often loud it can disturb nearby people if they do not know what the reason for Squorting is.

"I made her squort every night, made her parents bang on her bedroom wall"

"*Squort*"
"What was that noise about?"
"Don't worry I was only squorting, do not be alarmed"

by Brian ;) April 15, 2010