Eskimo squint

A wedgie so incredibly intense that the Eskimo will squint

These new fleece Christmas leggings sure have my Eskimo squinting

by Painter December 25, 2016

Germ squirts

A sexy squirt from a bottle of hand sanitizer to bring an attractive death to bacteria.

I touched a dirty park bench so I needed some germ squirts .

by ItsJustThatOneChick February 3, 2018

Casual Squirts

Thats when you find out you have the diahrea while shitting.

No big rush, no mad panic, just a little pressure reminiscent of a large delivery, oh no, that's the casual squirts..

by Deemaninc February 14, 2018

hershey highway squirts

Bad Diarrhea

I think he has the hershey highway squirts. He's was in the Bathroom for a hour.

by 1230456789 July 6, 2010

shit squint

The twinge in a girl's eye after he takes it out of her ass and puts it in her mouth, the ol'ATM! MMMM, good.......

I live to see the shit squint in a girl's eye when she tastes her own fecal matter......

by Sam and Chris January 22, 2007

squinton

Everyone has a mate squinton. Big nose means he squints when he smiles and has a haircut that kind looks like the spoiler on a commodore, aka a mad as, clueless sick cunt.

This dudes such a squinton.

by Gus bus the fvck trvck June 14, 2016

Squirts

Flaming Diarrhea. squirts are basicly the worst experience you can can endure. Marcella usually gets the squirts from eating fish.

Marcella was really constipated at the sleepover, Until she ate Jessica's mom's fish. She slept on the toilet! you could hear the crap splash in the bowl! SQUIRTS!

by Jessicrap June 22, 2007