Gerbil squeezer

A person who is naturally an overly confident pest in every situation when In reality they are actually a loser.

No ones laughing with you everyone’s laughing at you, you fuckin gerbil squeezer

by Cuzzo Papi March 5, 2018

Pig Squeeler

The sounds of an deaf female having intercourse.

Damn bro, this chick from the deaf academy was total "pig squeeler".

by Pigpimpinsqueeler June 21, 2019

Connecticut Squeezer

When she shits out your dick during anal sex.

Dude she just performed the Connecticut squeezer.

by Jenkempoop November 5, 2019

Butt Squeezer

a situation or event causing great anxiety or tension

(as in a real close contested sport match that causes you to watch at the edge of the seat; causing the butt to squeeze while waiting for the outcome)

The double overtime basketball game was a real butt squeezer

The tennis match between Sam and Matt was a real butt squeezer

by Slam2k2 August 2, 2021

Dock Squeeker

A woman so big you can hear her walking on the dock before you can see her.

Did you hear that? It must be a dock squeeker comin.

by D.isfor.Donut August 26, 2021

Thumb Squeezer

Substitute name for a female ass and anus during sex.

Her thumb squeezer was the perfect fit when I was hitting it from the back.

by Primal Urges January 10, 2022

Turlock Squeezer

When a man squeezes his rectal sphincter around another man’s penis with so much force that he tears the second man’s penis from his body and the second man bleeds out and dies.

“He was poundin’ me in my ass, hard, and I had to give him the ol’ Turlock Squeezer: he started hollerin’ and a-carryin’ on, but when I get goin’ like that with the Squeezer I just cain’t stop.”

by Priest of Assplay August 26, 2023