Gert bear squatter

Some type of creature half bear half squatter probably dangerous . Mostly comes out when your drunk or high as fuck

Look there's a Gert bear squatter in the woods

by Shedyboyracer June 11, 2019

StutterStare

The stare you receive after trying to let someone through in a crowded hallway and the other person tries to do the same. You both inadvertently go the same way. This action can occur for a max of 5 attempts before you receive the "what are you doing" or StutterStare.

I just tried to walk to the bathroom and got the StutterStare like 5 times just for tryin to move out of someone's way.

by ColeonBurckett January 25, 2009

slattershit

A shit that feels constipated but with enough pressure ends up being an explosion that can get pretty messy.

Friend: you don't look so good?
Me: yeah ngl just been the loo didn't end well
Friend: slattershit?
Me: you got it

by chigtourvine May 24, 2017

shutterstockish

Slick but the content is vague so it can appear shutterstockish; glitzy but low in actual value- especially in videos or photos.

The video was cool but a bit shutterstockish.

by jopo629 September 19, 2019

Squatergate

Misspelling of Squattergate

No, the oter definition speled Squatergate right!!1

by dUpduPdupDupd November 18, 2020

scattershot

1. Externalizing an interior monologue in a crowded room, regardless of whether someone responds or not. Typically used to gather someone's attention, however if the person does not respond, then there is no social shame.

2. Incognito flirting. Questions or statements meant to further conversation, but if not followed up on, will not cause the speaker social shame.

1. "Before class, I wondered aloud where our teacher was. John heard my scattershot and chimed in."

2. "I scattershotted this chick who was working there, but she didn't pick up on it. I said she's always there on Tuesdays, and she was still in retail mode, didn't really respond."

by Timmy™ August 29, 2006

poopy butt splatters

somthing you say when you dont care.

cadence says "i think im a happy person"..Bob says "poopy butt splatters is all that matters."

by ramsey mckirk November 15, 2010