Squat Cobbler

Derives from the AMC Original "Better Call Saul", which is the act of a fully clothed man sitting, and proceeding to rub the buttocks into a pie of choice, and occasionally crying, for the intent of sexual arousal.

To get out of questioning, I told them that you did a Squat Cobbler.

by AMCMcGill August 31, 2016

squat fart

When you squat and fart comes out due to pressure/ compression.

Billy was in a squat position while waiting for the football to be passed to him and when he squatted, he released his gas.

He pulled a squat fart.

by Melrose! December 21, 2009

Squatch Knock

1. The knocking of blocks used to attract mythical beasts called Sasquatches.

2. The rythmic pounding of the squatch for hours or days on end.

1. Those faggots from Finding Bigfoot Squatch Knock continuously in order to attract the elusive Sasquatch.

2. I squatch knocked Austin's mom so long last week that she moaned like a ghost and her squatch could take absolutely no more knocking.

by Squatchknocker247 January 24, 2012

ball squat

when your balls are hanging down considerably low,you sit down they get stuck under your thigh.

i ball squated and blew the left one out of its bag

by larze November 18, 2005

pop a squat

to sit down or to take a seat.

Yo, pop a squat over here.

by Bradshaw April 8, 2005

Squat a Grumpy

The act of taking a really mean shit.

Give me a second, I really need to go squat a grumpy.

by deepapahty July 15, 2009

Squatie

The act of saving a seat by claiming squatie. If someone sits in a seat claimed by another by the act of squatie, the rightful owner of said seat may shit on perpetrator's face.

Bj claims squatie on his seat and goes to the bathroom. Nick sits in seat, so bj squats over nick's face and shits on him.

by White Boyz June 21, 2012