spiritual blackout

One who's level of spirituality causes temporary loss of consciousness.

Let's get super spiritual and blackout!
He has spiritual blackouts all the time.

by Tattooedteddybear March 14, 2017

spiritual eyesore

A woman who is beautiful on the outside but ugly on the inside

ralph: Do you know what a spiritual eyesore is?
ned: Do I? Shit! I'm married to one, buddy. Hello?
fiona: Hey! I heard that, motherfucker!
ned: Oops! Sorry, dear!

by thurb January 1, 2021

spiritual moment

Taking a break after dragging wood out of river because stupid people cut the tree down wrong.

Westminster Woods work trip sitting on a pile of sticks. " Lets have a spirtual moment"

by Emily, Katrina February 20, 2005

Spiritual Masturbation

When an individual subscribing to a particular religion boasts about their good deeds, charitable donations, and seeming-selfless acts in an attempt to be recognised as a more “god-like” person, or “doing god’s work”. Sometimes at the expense of embarrassment and humiliation to the recipient of the giver’s self-serving “generosity”.

Could be Similar and related to “virtue signaling” “white savior complex”

Examples of Occurrence:
“Yah so I was in Costa Rica setting up these churches to provide food to starving children and….
Did I tell you that I bought a house for John? Man he just really needs a hand-up right now and I’m blessed to be the hands and feet of Jesus… His drug addiction has just really flipped his life upside down.”

“We mobilised like 20 people to get her moved

In with a new baby crib and kids stuff that same weekend. Her boyfriend beats on her and she got pregnant really young so has been living hand-to-fist. We invited her to church Sunday!”

Every time I meet with that guy, he just spiritually masturbates the entire time. Never shuts up about all the good deeds he does for down-and-outs. Really personal information too.

It seems like everyone from that church is addicted to spiritual masturbation.

by PerMyLastEmail April 22, 2022

Spiritual Pressure

When Someone is so fat the ground shakes when they walk.

Bro he's so fat when he get's up I feel his spiritual pressure shaking the ground

by not judah November 21, 2022

SDL (Spiritual Dick Link)

An SDL (Spiritual Dick Link) is when you and a close friend become spiritually linked with your dicks by jacking off at the same time. The highest form of an SDL is when you both jack off and cum at the same time, forming a true and unbreakable bond between the two.

Mark: Wanna have an SDL (Spiritual Dick Link)?
Jacob: Yeah bro I’m down

by monkepigeonspeed June 20, 2022

spiritwalker

A man not yet sure about his sexuality

Hey you see that guy hes as gay as spirit

by Anonymous July 30, 2003